Britney reportedly spent NYE with her two sons — and their court-appointed monitor — at a private beach-front residence near Dana Point in the OC, according to OK! magazine. Sources say she had a quiet night, and, if she passed out, at least she didn’t do it in public, like last NYE.
Can you imagine being that court-appointed monitor? Your friends are all like, “Dude, we’re so fucking hungover today. We can’t even get out of bed. Josh just puked into his hat. Fuck, man. So, what’d you do last night?” and then you’re all like, “Um, I stayed sober and made sure Britney Spears didn’t kill her young children,” and then they’re all like, “Oh, great. So could you come over and bring us McDonalds and Tylenol?”
Also there: Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo Britney’s been banging lately, who’s clearly becoming more than a boy-toy. This Britney-dates-a-pap story is so weird. I can’t even really handle it. Like, if she started dating Sean Connery, I could handle it. If she started dating Lindsay Lohan’s little brother, I still think I could handle it. But a paparazzi? It makes my little evil head explode.
Phew, Brit Brit behaved.
LOL @ BEET… McDonalds and Tylenol…
OH THE MEMORIES you brought back. After a night of drinking, collecting all the change we had and annoy the drive thru person with quarters, dimes and nickles.
michael over at Dlisted is saying that Mr. Pap is still married….Brit sure picks the winners!
I find it more than a little disturbing that when Brit Brit finds a “cute” guy, she expects to have him brought to her like she’s the queen of sheba or something. This is exactly how it happened with K-Fed– who wasn’t married but was living with his pregnant girlfriend at the time. She saw him in a club, liked him, and basically had him delivered to her in London. It’s seriously weird. Why do the men go along with it? This guys is so obviously in it for the money he can get selling her photos.
Yeah, Britney’s man is still married, but he’s British and married a stripper to stay in this country. You can’t get any more wholesome! This can’t end well, can it?
I’m starting to think that Brit Brit is a bit wacky. Call it a hunch, but maybe I’m reading between the lines…
Sheeps Says:
January 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Yeah, Britney’s man is still married, but he’s British and married a stripper to stay in this country.
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Aah, so that explains why a certain commentator calling themselves “…..” who sounded like they knew what they were talking about (works with him or knows him or something) kept saying “Adnan will not leave his wife.” That finally makes sense. Sheeps, where are you getting your information? I’m interested in this Adnan character, I’d like to read more about him. Who knows, maybe he’s the love of her life and they’ll live happily ever after or something. I think I did see where he’s encouraging her to get better so who knows, he might be a good influence. At least he’s got at least one foot in something resembling the real world.