Okay, look, I thought he was sober these days. But you have to be pretty fucking high to wear that thing as a straight man.
Bob Downey and his wife Susan had dinner with Matt Damon and his stupid unfamous wife-who-should-have-been-me, Luciana Boring-oso, at Quattro Gastronomia Italiana Restaurant in Miami.
I would not want to eat at that place. “Quattro Gastronomia” sounds like an intestinal disease, not a restaurant. Here it is used in a sentence: I hope Luciana Boring-oso gets quattro gastronomia and has to be hospitalized for the rest of her life, so Matt Damon can be mine.
Quote from Matt Damon:
“What I want to do is a character-driven porn movie. It’s all going to be about characters, and the porn’s gonna grow all out of the character’s and it’s going to serve as character development.”
I could write, produce, shoot, edit, box, sell, and make this work. Call me Matt.
On Poor Roberto:
By that look on his head, I bet he wasn’t expecting pictures. His right hand, I think, gives it away.
Bitter, thy name is Evil Beet.
Italians are better lovers, and Matt has figured that out. So there! :-P
She’s not italian, she’s from argentina….
He should be with me!!!!
I love him…..
Matt Damon’s wife is gorgeous….stop being so bitter
I’m not convinced that Robert Downey Jr IS entirely straight, so the bag is probably not an indication that he’s not sober… ;-)
Imt.. are you drunk??!! She needs to get her fugly ass to a plastic surgeon.
Argentina is a country where many, many people are of Italian ancestry.
Italians are definitely better lovers (speaking as one). Aryan people are just jealous because of that, plus the fact that we’re exotic and much more interesting.