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Today in Leggings Lohan

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Today, Leggings Lohan went shopping at a jewelry store for a Christmas gift for her little sister, Ali, who will, if God loves me, be pregnant shortly.

Then she ate at La Scala.

Then she got completely wasted and threw the table’s centerpiece through the window and asked the busboy where his car was so she could go outside and slash his tires and then she got into her car and drove it right into the front door of Fred Segal and then she demanded all the leggings they had for free and when they refused she stabbed the sales associate in the eye with a fork.

Except instead of doing all of that, she went home.

:(

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  • Happy Holidays, Evil Beet! You made me laugh so much this year and I swear it’s not the eggnog. Do a “Best Of Beet” Column for the New Year.

  • I like your version WAY better! ;) I’m sure it won’t be long before ‘ol Leggings Lohan does just that!!!

  • I love her!!!
    and her outfit is very chic
    dont hate cause you people can’t pull it off
    shes gorgeous and if you think other wise
    then go suck a penis, cunts
    :D

  • omg i can suck a penis without your permission and if you think that this outfit is chic please hitch up the horses and ride out of that two bit town and see the world happy holidays to you

  • wow snow ball im pretty sure you can suck a penis
    cause you’re a slut
    and I bet your a low life fuck
    who cuts herself because your not pretty enough
    I completely understand….um not
    and second I live in NY
    in manhattan actually
    where all the beautiful nice rich houses are
    unlike you in your trailer park home
    so nine times outta ten
    I know fashion alot better than you do
    CAUSE YOUR JUST AN UN-CLASSY BITCH!!!!

    :)

  • wow snow ball im pretty sure you can suck a penis
    cause you’re a slut
    and I bet your a low life fuck
    who cuts herself because your not pretty enough
    I completely understand….um not
    and second I live in NY
    in manhattan actually
    where all the beautiful nice rich houses are
    unlike you in your trailer park home
    so nine times outta ten
    I know fashion alot better than you do
    CAUSE YOUR JUST AN UN-CLASSY BITCH!!!!
    and Ashley theres a little thing called teen vouge
    read it sometime and you can see what fashion really is
    CUNT

    :)

  • and as a matter of fact I have seen the world
    I have been to:

    PARIS
    AUSTRALIA
    JAPAN
    CHINA
    JAMAICA
    CARRIBEAN ISLANDS
    BAHAMAS
    ATHENS
    NOVA SCOTIA- WHICH IS IN CANANDA IN CASE YOUR DUMB ASS DIDNT KNOW
    U.K
    BRAZIL
    AND ALL AROUND THE U.S

    didnt even have to pay for it, daddy did
    now where have you been around the world??

  • She looks like shit as usual! Her career is over, she’s been in and out of rehab. New faces has come to the media. Her time is up as far as being relevant in hollywood is concerned. Go home or go back to rehab herpes face, your 15 minutes are OVER!

  • I kinda like her
    but not that much anymore
    but like she’s messing up her career

    she’s been in rehab to many times
    she looks like she’s wearing a mans shirt!
    like she fucked some random guy
    and stole his shirt on the way out

    she needs to be put on meds or someting