Here she is in Berlin (checking into the Berlin Hilton), where she recently arrived — after being in Miami, London and Paris — to promote her fragrance, Can-Can.
Okay, look.
I am going to say something once, and I may never say it again, so listen carefully:
[BEGINNING OF ONE-TIME BEET STATEMENT]
I am very impressed with how hard Paris has been working to promote this stupid fragrance.
She’s like the anti-Britney right now. While Brit refuses to lift a shaky, nicotine-stained finger to promote her album, Paris is traveling the globe to promote a stupid perfume.
Good work, Paris.
[END OF ONE-TIME BEET STATEMENT]
OMG. That was really hard. I think I need to take a nap now.
Image via WENN
I can’t believe you did that.
WHOOOOPDEE FUCKING DOO DOO!!! I wish Paris would mistakenly DRINK some of her own perfume.
Her face looks kinda grannyish in that pic, it’s disconcerting.
I think this picture is the proof I’ve been searching for that she has a different number of chrosomes as we do.
That coupled with everytime she opens her mouth.
Wow, she keeps getting props for doing things everyone does every fucking day. Like work or stay with a hurt friend until the paramedics arrive. She’s so great.
I hear you, Evil Beet. She does not HAVE TO WORK for a living. Although I think she is an attention whore (thie only reason she’s shilling anything) she does get up every damn day. Would I? Good question!
wow she looks like she should be wearing a pink helmet and riding a short yellow bus in this picture. Very “speicial”.
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