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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BRITNEY SPEARS!

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America’s favorite trainwreck turns 26 today.

Anyone want to start a pool on whether she’ll see 27?

I don’t really know how to be a bookie, but I’m a fast learner.

Also: I take no.

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  • I wish her nothing but health and happiness during her 26th year. It’s been fun watching her implode, but I’d like nothing more than for her to pull herself together.

  • I agree… why in the hell can’t she find somebody to put decent hair extensions in. That is horrendous!

  • I wish her a happy b-day even if I can’t stand her music or her image!!! she really needs some help to get her life together! her sing career is over but she could have a great life out of the tabloids and with her kids!!!

    hey check out this video of a dog listening to her music, it cracked me up!!!
    but I don’t know if he liked it or not…
    http://www.worldwidefido.com/favorites/post/379

  • Complete Nerd Alert: Oracle, your 26th birthday is actually the first day of your 27th year of existence. And by a big stretch, Britney’s 26th year was actually quite a doozy.

    With that said, I hope for a more fortuitous year 27 for Britney. I do, however, find this whole reuniting with Paris Hilton thing to be somewhat of an unfortunate omen.

    Still, I’m pulling for Brit. As are a lot of other folks, though it doesn’t always seem that way in the Cyber-Sphere.