LINDA HOGAN FILES FOR DIVORCE! November 24, 2007Evil BeetHulk Hogan, Linda Hogan Awwwwww shit. Nothing's quite as it seems, I suppose. And nothing destroys a marriage faster than a troubled teen coupled with a full-frontal media assault. Hulk Hogan's wife filed for divorce this week. Hulk was informed of the filing when a reporter for the St. Petersburg Times approached him for comment, and let him know the papers were filed on Tuesday. "Thank you for the great information," he told the reporter. "Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me." The couple has been married for 24 years. ...
Diddy Disabled November 23, 2007Evil BeetDiddy Diddy reportedly had an accident last week and broke his foot, so he's all gimpy and shit now. His rep says: "He did have routine foot surgery, but I'm not getting into specifics. It wasn't broken, it was a scheduled operation. He's doing great, and he's on the mend." Routine foot surgery? How far up your own P.R. ass do you have to be to claim your client had routine foot surgery? Like, did he just decide to swing by the hospital for a little foot tune-up? "It's just a little creeky, doc. Cou...
Quotables November 23, 2007Evil BeetBrad Womack, Jen Schefft "It’s entirely possible to meet 25 beautiful women (or 25 handsome men) and not fall in love with any of them . . . in a matter of six weeks . . . in isolation . . . with cameras all around. It doesn’t mean the person is too picky … nor does it mean they are gay. It just means they would rather be on their own than in a relationship with the wrong person. A sentiment I completely agree with. [Brad Womack got minimal public backlash] compared to the negative press I personally receive...
Joe Francis is a Whiny Little Bitch November 23, 2007Evil BeetJoe Francis Little Joe-Joe doesn't like it in the slammer. :( The people are not nice and the cafeteria always runs out of Squirt before he gets there. You do the crime, you serve the time, Joey Boy. Guards at the Grady County Law Enforcement Center denied Joe Francis food and blankets and threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48 hours, Francis' attorneys alleged last month in court papers seeking his release on bail in a Florida case, The Oklahoman reported. Francis, 34, was held at t...
Dr. Drew: “Britney Is a Drug Addict” November 23, 2007Evil BeetBritney Spears, Drew Pinsky Remember Dr. Drew Pinsky? From Love Line? With Adam Carolla? Ah, those were the days. Anyway, he's the latest to weigh in on the Britney saga, and FINALLY we're hearing from someone who has both a medical degree and expertise in the field of addiction. Here's what he says: We know that she is a drug addict because she's been admitted to a treatment center. You can't be admitted unless you’ve met criteria for addiction ... She is a drug addict. It is an indisputable point. And ...
Deep Thoughts by Paris Hilton November 23, 2007Evil BeetParis Hilton "Shanghai looks like the future!" Paris Hilton comments on the Asian megalopolis, which she visited to attend the MTV Style Awards. Why is Paris always in Asia all of a sudden? Is she realizing that Americans are getting sick of her and she may have to find a new pond to pollute with her herpes? I mean, has she done any real charity work since her jail stay? You'd think that if she has time to flit off to Shanghai for some style awards, she'd have time to open some manner of school ...
Jordin Sparks Does the Macy’s Parade November 23, 2007Evil BeetJordin Sparks Jordin Sparks celebrated the release of her debut album by riding in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Awww, she's so cute. It's like she asking -- politely -- to be corrupted. Step up to the plate, Hollywood!...
Perez Didn’t Have a Very Happy Thanksgiving November 23, 2007Evil BeetPerez Hilton On Wednesday, a judge tossed out Perez Hilton's unfair competition lawsuit against X17, ruling that Hilton has no standing to intervene on behalf of the photographers who do work for the company. Basically, when X17 sued Perez for copyright violation, he struck back with a (retaliatory) lawsuit alleging that X17 used unfair labor and wage practices. Unfortunately, you kind of have to have been an employee to do that. "It's definitely clear there is no love fest between the two parties,...
HAPPY TURKEY DAY! November 21, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized For those of you who are Americans: Happy Thanksgiving! For those of you who are not Americans: Happy November 22, and have fun at work, suckers! I'll be around on and off today, but mostly I'm going to try to conserve my energy in order to endure spending time with my friends and family. :) I'll be back on Friday. And, to reiterate, you readers are among the things for which I am most grateful this holiday season. Thank you all for reading. ...
Quotables November 21, 2007Evil BeetHeather Mills "Sadly, you have to mix at a certain level of people to raise the level of funds you need to bring about the greater good. Because people are very snobby. These people who have lots of money, they're either snobby or they're stingy. If you have lots of money, you have to be stingy — because why would you want that amount of money? ... If you look at every single person in the history of the world who has tried to make a difference, you'll find a very long section of their lives where the...
Everyone’s Pregnant! Congrats to Angela Kinsey from The Office! November 21, 2007Evil BeetAngela Kinsey I wonder how they're going to handle this on the show. If Angela's pregnant, who's the father? Dwight? Andy? Will it even matter, due to the writers' strike? Perfect timing, Ang! “She and her husband are very excited,†the 36-year-old’s rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. The actress is due in May. Kinsey, who plays uptight Angela Martin on the NBC show, and her husband, TV writer Warren Lieberstein, don’t know the sex yet. A source tells Us, “She’...