Today's Evil Beet Gossip

You Know How Slow a News Week It’s Been?

joey_wife1.jpg It's sooooooooo slow lately that I'm going to post an actual item about Joey McIntyre's baby's name, because you know what? Everyone else is doing it. You know why? Because there is nothing else going on! You know why? Because Lindsay Lohan doesn't drink anymore. She is single-handedly destroying my life by being sober. I hate you, Lindsay. If you got your drivers license any time in the past decade, you probably have no idea who Joey McIntyre is. He was in a band called New Kids on the Bl...

Hayden Panettiere Just Wants Some Respect

Check out Hayden Panettiere behind the scenes of her GQ photo shoot. When asked what she expects in a man, Hayden says her definition of a good man is "treating women with respect. We deserve respect. We demand it." Here's the point: She's 18 now. You can totally masturbate to this without feeling pervy. In fact, it was very respectful of you to wait this long for her. />Check out Hayden Panettiere behind the scenes of her GQ photo shoot. When asked what she expects in a man, Hayden says her definition of a good man is "treating women with respect. We deserve respect. We demand it." Here's the point: She's 18 now. You can totally masturbate to this without feeling pervy. In fact, it was very respectful of you to wait this long for her. ...

Britney Was a One-Week Wonder

britney-spears-crying.jpg While first-week sales of Britney's "Blackout" were promising, the album barely sold anything after that first week -- despite good reviews! The album has sold a total of 430,000 copies after a full month of release. Recall that she sold around 300,000 copies the first week. That means this album sold 130,000 copies over the course of three weeks. Those are phenomenal numbers if you're an unknown indie folk artist releasing a freshman album. If you're Britney Spears, that's a bomb, kid...

If You Care

Check out this clip of bloopers from High School Musical 2. If you're waiting for the one where Vanessa Hudgens accidentally takes all her clothes off and photographs herself in her bedroom, they left it off. />...

JUST THREE MORE YEARS!!!!

Miley Cyrus 15th Birthday Miley Cyrus turned 15 on Friday! She celebrated by performing in her hometown of Nashville, TN. "I'll tell you guys that my main wish when my parents asked me, 'Miley, what do you want for your 15th birthday?' The only thing that I had to say was, 'I want to be here at home with Nashville and all of you guys,' " she breathlessly told the crowd, who erupted into screams. "The reason that I do what I do is for all of you guys," she said. "Anyone from a small town can go out there and liv...

Domestic Violence with “Bachelor” Couple

Mary Delgado and Byron Velvick from The Bachelor Mary Delgado, who was proposed to in 2004 by Byron Velvick on The Bachelor, was taken into custody in Florida just after midnight Wednesday on a battery charge and was under the influence of alcohol when she was arrested. She was accused of punching the man she lives with in the mouth. Was that man Byron Velvick? The affidavit doesn't name him specifically, but says the pair have lived together "as a family" for the last three years. The couple appeared together on Tuesday for a special...

Daniel Dae Kim Pleads Not Guilty to DUI

Daniel Dae Kim Pleads Not Guilty to DUI Lost star Daniel Dae Kim entered an initial plea of not guilty to a drunken driving charge Friday, although, like the diva he is, he did not appear in the courtroom with his attorney. "He made an apology to the state, the people of Hawaii and his fans," his lawyer said outside the courtroom. "He pleaded not guilty and requested a trial date." Kim is the fourth -- count 'em, four -- cast member on Lost to be pinned for a DUI since the show started filming there. The other three -- Miche...