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Stephen King Britney Spears is Trailer Trash And the guy says to me — the Nightline guy — I didn’t get the guy’s name. Granted, I haven’t been feeling real well and it was a long day of interviews. But he said to me, “If we didn’t cover cultural things, we wouldn’t be covering you and The Mist, and promoting the movie.” And I’m like, “Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan aren’t cultural.” They aren’t political. They’re economic only in the mi...

Everyone’s Dead! Quiet Riot Lead Singer Passes Away!

Kevin DuBrow from Quiet Riot Found Dead in Las Vegas Home Not everyone handles the holidays particularly well. Quiet Riot lead singer, Kevin DuBrow, was found dead Sunday in his Las Vegas home. He was 52. Quiet Riot bassist Kelly Garni and the band's current label, Chavis Records, confirmed the news. On a Web site honoring the memory of Quiet Riot founding member Randy Rhoads, Garni urged fans to be patient until the details of DuBrow's death become clear. "I ask that no one here offer any speculation or opinions, theories or other thing...

Hogans Have Been on the Outs for Awhile

brooke.jpg If you're anything like me, you spent most of the holiday weekend pacing your room and wondering what on earth could possibly have gone wrong with Hulk Hogan's marriage. A pro wrestler? His same-age wife? Their fucking retarded son who basically just killed a man and will probably serve some hard time for it? Their failed-singer daughter? Her pants? How could this perfect union possibly fail? Apparently, folks, we were the last to know. According to a TMZ source, the couple have been se...

Hawthorne Heights Guitarist Dies

Casey Calvert from Hawthorne Heights Dies This is so sad. I really love this band. I mean, it's always sad when young people die, but it sucks extra when they're a member of a totally kick-ass band you love. Casey Calvert, 26, the guitarist for Hawthorne Heights, died on their tour bus on Saturday night. Cause of death is unknown. The band posted this on their website: Today is probably the worst day ever. Its with our deepest regrets that we have to write this. Casey Calvert passed away in his sleep last night. We found out th...

Suri Cruise Rocks Out to the Spice Girls

From the Spice Girls official website:
The Spice Girls had some surprise visitors at rehearsals in LA recently when Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes along with baby Suri stopped by to wish them luck for the forthcoming tour. Tom and Katie enjoyed an impromptu audience with the girls and were treated to an exclusive performance, while Suri danced along to the music. “David and I are great friends with Tom and Katie,” Victoria told us afterwards “It was lovely of them to come down to rehearsals, a really nice surprise. Katie has told me before that she used to be a big Spice fan so it was great for her to meet the other girls.”
/>From the Spice Girls official website: The Spice Girls had some surprise visitors at rehearsals in LA recently when Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes along with baby Suri stopped by to wish them luck for the forthcoming tour. Tom and Katie enjoyed an impromptu audience with the girls and were treated to an exclusive performance, while Suri danced along to the music. “David and I are great friends with Tom and Katie,” Victoria told us afterwards “It was lovely o...

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You know who's not adopting two six-year-old Chinese girls? That's right. Britney Spears. [INO]

It's kind of a miracle that Kylie Minogue can still smile. Not because of her recent battle with cancer. No, no. Because of the Botox. [FListed]

Paris Hilton? Selling out a friend? Say it ain't so! [Mollygood]

Cindy Crawford looks way better than I do in a bikini. In fairness, I'm not really trying. [Celebslam]

Owen Wilson's new chick, Le Call, rocks a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather]

Christina Applegate talks about an abusive relationship. [Celebitchy]

Wanna see Portia de Rossi make out with a (hot) chick? [Yeeeah!]

/>You know who's not adopting two six-year-old Chinese girls? That's right. Britney Spears. [INO] It's kind of a miracle that Kylie Minogue can still smile. Not because of her recent battle with cancer. No, no. Because of the Botox. [FListed] Paris Hilton? Selling out a friend? Say it ain't so! [Mollygood] Cindy Crawford looks way better than I do in a bikini. In fairness, I'm not really trying. [Celebslam] Owen Wilson's new chick, Le Call, rocks a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather] Christina Applegate talks about an abusive relationship. [Celebitchy] Wanna see Portia de Rossi make out with a (hot) chick?...

Tara Reid Drinks Kind of a Lot

tara_breasts1.jpg How have we not seen a DUI out of this girl yet? It's almost impressive. From R&M: Don't look for Tara Reid on another episode of "Scrubs." Appearing at the New York Comedy Festival, show creator Bill Lawrence said Reid was his least favorite guest star - "not because she wasn't a nice person," but because she allegedly stank of booze and smokes. She stank of booze on set? So here's the question: was she drinking on set? Or was she just still stank from the night before? Either way, very sa...

Larry Birkhead, Only Because Dannielynn Is Cute

We have something of an unofficial Larry Birkhead ban around this place, but when there's video of him running around Kitson with Dannielynn, I really have no choice. /> We have something of an unofficial Larry Birkhead ban around this place, but when there's video of him running around Kitson with Dannielynn, I really have no choice. ...

Jet Li Makes More Money Than I Do

jet_li.jpg The action star has just inked a record-breaking deal to star in a Chinese-language film called The Warlords. He'll make $13M for the film, which is, like, Maddox Jolie-Pitt's lunch money, but it's the largest sum ever paid to an actor for a Chinese-language film. The film's total budget is $40M. "Without Jet Li, we would not dare to invest $40 million in a Chinese-language film," Xinhua news agency quoted director Peter Chan as saying. Li was a "guarantee" for global sales, Chan said. ...

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WHICH Latina pop star's boyfriend is said to have quickly approached a photo agency to buy up all the pictures of himself with an African-American hottie snapped at Tenjune? [source] />...