Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Amy Winehouse is a Little Bit Co-Dependent

wino.jpg Bitch canceled the rest of her tour. She just can't handle it, she says, with her hubby in the slammer. "I can't give it my all onstage without my Blake. I'm so sorry but I don't want to do the shows half-heartedly. I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same." Maybe it's just not the same to you, but it's the same to your fans, bitch. You have an obligation to them. Amy, this has nothing to do with Blake. It has to do with your addiction. ...

Patrick Stewart, Because I Love Him

patrick_stewart.jpg So last night started out like any other night. We were cooking BBQ in my friend's backyard, the boys were watching football, I was coughing violently and persistently (I am very sick today, kids, so consider it an expression of my love for you that I am conscious and writing), and we were generally acting like very cool people. And then my friend starts talking on one of those wireless Bluetooth headsets and the other guys are like, "Oh, man, he's gone over to the dark side." And I mentio...

Twiggy’s Out, Paulina’s In

Paulina Porizkova to Take Over for Twiggy on America’s Next Top Model as Judge Strange things are afoot over at ANTM. Twiggy will not be appearing as a judge on the upcoming cycle 10. Instead, Paulina Porizkova will take her place as the resident washed-up-model-who-makes-Tyra-Banks'-career-look-particularly-stunning-in-comparison. From the press release: “We are thrilled to have Paulina as a part of this cycle’s judging panel. The show and participants will benefit a great deal from her vast modeling knowledge and expertise,” said Ken Mok, Executiv...

SmackDown!

linda_hulk1.jpg Hulk Hogan's wife Linda is asking for half their assets in the couple's divorce. Linda is seeking to split the couple's assets, which include the 17,000-square-foot Bel Air mansion where the family primarily lives and a 3,474-square-foot home in Clearwater Beach, Fla., as well as a condo under construction in Las Vegas. The two existing homes alone are worth nearly $9.5 million, the petition says. Linda also hopes the couple can share custody of 17-year-old son Nick, but custody of Nick...

Nick Bollea 911 Tape!

The 911 tape from Nick Bollea (Hogan)'s crash in August has been released. You can listen here. TampaBay.com is streaming it right now, and I think their server is really overloaded, so if you can't listen to it now, try back later. />...

Who Isn’t Tony Romo Fucking?

Tony Romo Jessica Simpson Seriously, I felt something rubbing on my leg at like 3 am last night and woke up screaming, "Stop it, Tony Romo!" My cat just stared at me. But seriously this dude is just having sex with everything in the Los Angeles area. Up now: Jessica Simpson, with whom he spent Thanksgiving in Texas. InTouch is reporting that he's her boyfriend, but somehow I doubt that. I don't think he's anyone's boyfriend. I think he's just trying to have sex with more celebrities than Matt Leinart. I think that...

Beauty Queen DRAMA! Miss Puerto Rico’s Dress Sprayed with Pepper Spray!

Ingrid Marie Rivera Miss Puerto Rico Picture I loooooooooove this kind of shit so much. Someone put pepper spray in Ingrid Marie Rivera, a Miss Puerto Rico contestant's, dress and make-up, causing her to break out in hives! Pageant organizers said they hope to catch and expose whoever was responsible for dousing Rivera's evening gowns with pepper spray and spiking her makeup, causing her to break out in hives. Police said Monday they have also opened an investigation into the attacks on the beauty queen. Rivera was composed wh...