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Details magazine thinks Kevin Federline is influential. [Ninja Dude] Did Miss Puerto Rico invent that whole pepper spray scandal? [Holy Candy]
What the fuck is this chick wearing? It definitely does not make me hungry. [Bossip] I love a chick with a shotgun. [popbytes] New John Mayer video. [POTP] Some Paris Hilton ass. [SOW] Did Brendan Fraser get hair implants? And more importantly, who is Brendan Fraser? [The Blemish]
Angela Kinsey from The Office is blogging about her pregnancy and swears that she is not having a lesbian love affair with Jenna Fisher. [CBB]
Remember this little ditty?
Being sick always makes me depressed. I think it's cuz I'm stuck at home alone with no one to talk to, so I get trapped in my own head and go a little crazy. Like, I randomly decide that none of my friends really like me and I will die alone and then my cats will eat me and then throw me up and my mom will come to my house to collect my belongings and find the me-vomit and be like "What was she feeding them?".
Am I the only one who gets like this?
But, anyway, I've had this song playing most of the night, and it seems to be cheering me up a little for reasons that are unclear. So I'm sharing it. Enjoy!
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Being sick always makes me depressed. I think it's cuz I'm stuck at home alone with no one to talk to, so I get trapped in my own head and go a little crazy. Like, I randomly decide that none of my friends really like me and I will die alone and then my cats will eat me and then throw me up and my mom will come to my house to collect my belongings and find the me-vomit and be like "What was she feeding them?".
Am I the only one who gets like this?
But, anyway, ...
Zac Efron sings "The Hills Are Alive with the Sound of Music."
Trust me, people. Just watch.
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Brooke Burke in Ralph magazine. [Derek Hail]
Did you miss the announcement of the winners? Watch it here!
And check out Helio and Julianne's final dance number.
/>Did you miss the announcement of the winners? Watch it here!
And check out Helio and Julianne's final dance number.
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It just makes her look even more pale than usual.
She's still gorgeous, though.
At "The Golden Compass" premiere in London. ...
You cannot take a bad picture of Blake Lively.
Just walking down the street is like a Vogue photo shoot for this girl. Stunning, stunning, stunning.
I'm so glad she's mine, all mine.
On the set of Gossip Girl.
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Word on the street is Whitney's out. Her crime? Being "too vanilla." What on earth does that mean? Did she refuse to date a disgusting guy who treats her like shit? Was she just too focused on her blossoming career to engage in stupid antics for the camera? For shame!
A source says she doesn't know it yet, but they've already started shooting scenes with her replacement, intern Jenna Goldsmith.
Hopefully this is all a horrible lie. I love Whitney! She's like the only person on that show ...
Total hotties Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem goof around on the red carpet at the 17th Annual Gotham Awards in Brooklyn.
Hey, Josh, why don't you take that award off your knee and toss me over it instead? You can spank me all you want, baby. ...
Sorry for the gay headline.
I couldn't resist.
Plus, this story is so boring. I wanted to add some flair.
Usher's wife, Tameka Foster, popped out their kid on Monday night.
Usher Raymond V was born in Atlanta, Ga. at 9:55 p.m., and weighed in at 7 lbs. 9 oz., according to the statement.
And please don't be retarded like me and be all like, "His last name is V? How random is that? Why not give him a normal last name? Like your last name? Freakazoid."
Because then I realized ...
"When I found out that I was pregnant, there was just something inside of me that felt a responsibility to mend any issues that I've had with my parents in the past, because, listen, I've put them through a lot."
Nicole Richie, to Access Hollywood.
Nicole adds that she doesn't know the sex of the baby, mostly at the request of Joel Madden. "If he wasn't at every doctor's appointment, I probably would have found out by now just behind his back and not told him," she says.
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