Paris hosts at "A Very Sexy Halloween" at LAX Nightclub Las Vegas.
Oh, Paris, you only wish you were actually jailbait.
You're old, dear. ...
Jesse Jane nip slip. [FListed] Hooray! Stephen Colbert is officially on the ballot! [DListed] Melissa Joan Hart as Little Bo Peep. Cute. [Celebslam] JLo's new movie went straight to DVD. [Derek Hail] The dolphins made Hayden cry. [INO]
Thanks to the wonder of pre-scheduled posting, as you're reading this, I am high up in the air. And I didn't even have to smoke crack to get there. They have airplanes now.
I'm going to Miami -- bienvenidos a Mee-ah-mee! -- where I plan to spend a great deal of time partying and possibly even learn who U of M is playing for their homecoming game, which is, at least on paper, the reason I'm going.
So I'm gonna leave you kids alone for a few hours, but I'll be back later in the afternoon to check in and make sure Britney's still alive and drinking. And I'll be in and out all weekend with -- as my boss puts it -- dispatches from South Beach.
Oh! And I bought a digital camera yesterday (It's pink! And has a special feature for filming for YouTube! What a world!), so it's possible I'll even go all Pink Is the New Blog on you and start posting annoying photos of myself and my friends so I don't have to keep referring everyone to that MediaBistro interview whenever people wanna know what I look like. Now what do you guys think of that?
And if you're a Miamian, definitely leave comments and let me know when and where to get into trouble while I'm out here!!!
Meanwhile, the always-hilarious (and very sexy!) David Gilmore from Pretty on the Outside has launched a new site, Pretty from a Distance, which is definitely worth checking out. />Thanks to the wonder of pre-scheduled posting, as you're reading this, I am high up in the air. And I didn't even have to smoke crack to get there. They have airplanes now.
I'm going to Miami -- bienvenidos a Mee-ah-mee! -- where I plan to spend a great deal of time partying and possibly even learn who U of M is playing for their homecoming game, which is, at least on paper, the reason I'm going.
So I'm gonna leave you kids alone for a few hours, but I'll be back later in the afternoon to...
Check out this hilarious video of Ellen dancing to my personal fave song from Brit's new CD: "Toy Soldier."
This is just too cute! />
Check out this hilarious video of Ellen dancing to my personal fave song from Brit's new CD: "Toy Soldier."
This is just too cute!...
Da Brat was arrested early Thursday morning in Georgia for smashing a waitress in the face with a bottle of rum.
Need I say more? ...
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Vito was convicted of sexually assaulting three girls ages 12 to 14 during an autograph signing event last year at mall skate park.
When the verdict was announced, Vito fell to the floor and started screaming "Just kill me now."
His sentencing hearing is December 20. He faces up to six years in prison. If he doesn't comply with sex offender treatment as part of the sentence, he could potentially spend life in prison....
Go ahead. Tell me I'm wrong.
The gaping hole in the center?
All those pleats on the outside?
The overwhelming sense that nothing about it is particularly well thought-out?
Yup. That's Britney's vagina. ...
Let's review all the possible meanings of "pulled a Britney." Is it:
1) Showed the world his vagina?
2) Fought a car with an umbrella?
3) Shaved his head?
4) Checked in and out of rehab three times while you were asleep?
5) Married Kevin Federline?
No, no, kids, it's none of the above.
As it turns out, Lance Bass once got hitched in Vegas.
"I've been in Vegas where I've gotten married for like five minutes, but no one talks about it, though."
Bass, who was part of the...
Petra Nemcova and Roberto Cavalli get a little too close for comfort (well, at least my comfort) at a Halloween party at Cipriani.
Cavalli recently took it upon himself to announce Jennifer Lopez's pregnancy. I'm sure Petra was just trying to comfort him.
...
Yeah, he's way sorry that his career is gonna go buh-bye, just like he feared would happen in his little racist rant.
Here's the ultra-long statement/apology/Hail Mary he came out with late Wednesday:
"My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation. It was completely taken...
After making out at NYC's Rose Bar on Monday night, Lance and Ashley (Lashley?) hooked up again late Tuesday night at the Waverley Inn (where Lance was hanging out with Owen Wilson, who probably has no business being in a bar right now).
I just picture Lance Armstrong's aging ass being all like, "Hey, baby doll, will you give me a little head tonight? Just suck it for a little while?" And then Michelle Tanner grinning, giving him a thumbs-up and saying "You got it, dude!" ...