Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Paris is PISSED

Check out this video footage of Paris Hilton demanding her sex video be removed from the shelves of an LA adult store. Honestly, Paris, aren't you like 5 years too late to start complaining about this shit? /> Check out this video footage of Paris Hilton demanding her sex video be removed from the shelves of an LA adult store. Honestly, Paris, aren't you like 5 years too late to start complaining about this shit? ...

Sasha Cohen, Because It’s Cool That She Can Do That Thing with Her Leg

Sasha Cohen Skates at The Rink at Rockefeller Center, November 2, Pictures, Photos The Olympic medalist showed her stuff off at The Rink at Rockefeller Center on Friday. I just think she's so adorable. And I wish I could do that with my leg. I bet I'd get asked out more often. I have double-jointed knuckles, but it just doesn't create the same effect with men. Instead of "Oooooh," it's usually more like "Ewwww." I need to stop trying to impress people that way. ...

Lashley Watch: Still Going Strong

ashley_lance.jpg This is three nights in a row! Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted partying at NYC's The Box on Wednesday night, while "celebrity" chef Rocco DiSpirito couldn't get in for half an hour. "The doorman kept ignoring him and pretending he wasn't there. It was actually really sad. He kept watching celeb after celeb being walked in." Three nights in a row is a big deal among the Hollywood set, people! I guess Ashley is convenient for Lance. I mean, he can just hang a basket on h...

It’s Official: Dog’s Son Sold Him Out

Tucker Chapman Sold Tape of Dog on Racist Rant to National Enquirer Dog's lawyer today announced that, as we'd suspected, Dog's son sold the tape of his father going on a racist rant to the National Enquirer for "a lot of money." "I guess because of whatever level of anger he had of his father, he felt the need to express it in that manner," the lawyer said. Damn. Why would the lawyer make that statement? Is Dog trying to make his son look bad now?? That's sure how it seems!!! His son Tucker could not be reached for comment. ...

Britney’s Not a Very Good Investor

brit_cool_hat_yay.jpg If you can believe it, Britney Spears doesn't manager her money particularly well. I know, I know. I thought that was weird, too. I guess she's just too busy taking meetings with her lawyer and, you know, doing cocaine to spend any time with her money manager. Court papers released Thursday in Britney Spears' custody dispute with Kevin Federline show she spends lavishly on clothes and entertainment, and doesn't save or invest any of her roughly $737,000 monthly income. Spears' monthly expens...

Fun with YouTube: Misery Business



















My latest musical obsession is Paramore, and here's a pretty cool acoustic version of "Misery Business." I can't believe that voice comes out of that adorable little girl! /> My latest musical obsession is Paramore, and here's a pretty cool acoustic version of "Misery Business." I can't believe that voice comes out of that adorable little girl! ...

Nick Cannon and Miss USA?? (No Not That Miss USA)

Nick Cannon Wants to Date Miss USA Rachel Smith Rumor has it that Nick Cannon -- who recently split from model Selita Ebanks -- has his eyes set on the reigning Miss USA, Rachel Smith. "Last week, he sent her several dozen roses, chocolates and balloons," said a source. "When she opened her apartment door, the hallway was flooded with stuff, and on each item was a different hand-written note from Nick to her." The two haven't actually been on a date yet. This sounds like something a publicist planted. I just wonder whose publicist. ...

We Definitely Do Not Get Enough Good Murder Stories Around Here

Linda Stein, Manager of the Ramones, Found Murdered in Her Apartment OMG!!! Someone call the major case squad! Get Alicia Witt and Mr. Big in there STAT!!! The former manager of The Ramones was found murdered in her NYC apartment on Tuesday night. Linda Stein, the one-time co-manager of Ramones was found dead last night (October 30) in her Upper East Side apartment in Manhattan. Stein, 62, who was once married to famous Sire Records head, Warner Brothers Vice President Seymour Stein, was found dead in her kitchen. In recent times, Stein was well-known in showbus...