Jessica Simpson celebrates the launch of the Jessica Simpson Collection at Macy's by reminding us all how pretty she can be after professionals get their hands on a black-and-white photo of her.
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Hooray! Johnny Depp says his daughter is now healthy. [INO] Oprah's doing her best to deal with that whole sexual abuse scandal. [Mollygood] Is Rachel Ray's husband cheating on her? [popbytes] Jennifer Garner's a Broadway baby. [Celebitchy] LeeLee Sobieski thinks she's so cool. [Drunken Stepfather]
Check out the first video the Spice Girls have done together since, like, I figured out how to use a tampon.
"Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" is boring as all hell. />
Check out the first video the Spice Girls have done together since, like, I figured out how to use a tampon.
"Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)" is boring as all hell. ...
Here's what we're gonna do:
We're going to minimize every part of your chest except for your underarm fat. Then we're going to give you a necklace to make sure that eyes are drawn specifically to that underarm fat. Underarm fat is the new thin.
Then we're going to make you look pregnant. With septuplets.
And since we don't have time to do your hair, why don't you just take a bath with a plugged-in blow-dryer? That'll create a nice effect.
Sheesh....
Jessica Simpson's new BFF is showing up on red carpets left and right lately, looking all glammed out and shit.
What's up with that? She's 45 years old. It's a little too late to become an "it" girl.
In fairness, this red carpet event was for a movie she did, but I've seen more Cheri Oteri in the past few weeks than I have since she was on SNL. ...
Lance Armstrong -- who's been linked to Ashley Olsen in recent days -- showed up at Macy's Herald Square in NYC on Friday in celebration of his second run of the New York Marathon, which will take place on Sunday.
He's cute.
Cute like an old man is cute.
Ashley is probably in his pocket. Giving him a hand job or something. Must be convenient. ...
AMERICA WILL NOT TOLERATE RACISM!
A&E has officially decided to pull Dog the Racist Bounty Hunter from its schedule.
"In evaluating the circumstances of the last few days, A&E has decided to take `Dog The Bounty Hunter' off the network's schedule for the foreseeable future," the network said in a statement Friday. "We hope that Mr. Chapman continues the healing process that he has begun."
Learn more about the racist rant that started it all!...
Paris and Nicky Hilton arrive at Narita airport. They're in Japan to promote Samantha Thavasa handbags.
At least they're out of the States! They're your problem now, Asia!!!...
Left: Britney Spears on Halloween. I thought she went as her own vagina, but I was wrong, because:
Right: David Lee Roth in the mid-80s.
Amazing, fantastic call by Idolator. ...
It's official!
Those naked pics didn't ruin her career. (Like we ever thought they would.)
Vanessa will be back for HSM 3, as will Ashley Tisdale.
"Vanessa is locked for the movie,†a HSM3 source says. “She is very happy that the deal is done.â€
The source also says Vanessa will receive a "substantial increase" in pay.
Well, of course. She's a household name now. Ashley Tisdale's kicking herself for not thinking of it first.
I think everyone needs to start le...
Apparently that's a very important question, as rumor has it that the producers of The Hills have been holding casting calls for Heidi and Spencer's wedding.
Sources close to the show tell me that producers are currently in the process of casting "key roles" for Spencer and Heidi's upcoming wedding. We're hearing that Roxy Olin (daughter of Brothers & Sisters' Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig), whom you'll remember as Jason Lewis' girlfriend on B&S, is in final talks to be "cast" as Heidi's Maid of Honor!
Talk about having no friends!
I don't know if I believe this -- or that Heidi and Spencer are even having a televised ...
Mrs. Tom Cruise plans to run the New York marathon on Sunday.
In related news, I plan to walk from the living room to the kitchen, where the chocolate bars are. Possibly more than once.
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