Congratulations to Britney Spears, whose unique approach to marketing her album will land her the #1 spot on this week's charts, selling between 325,000 and 350,000 albums this week. Which is a nice consolation prize after she's basically lost custody of her children. These sales still pale in comparison to her earlier albums, but it was enough to inch out Carrie Underwood for the top position this week. It's possible she'll hold the #1 spot for the coming week, too, but then she'll probably ...
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WHICH struggling starlet is as obnoxious and stuck-up in real life as she is in her terrible teen flicks? She was rude and cruel to the staff and to a young fan during a free meal she chowed down at a high-end Midtown restaurant.
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I love it when Jessica Simpson gets a case of the fuck-its. It's like every now and then she snaps and says, "You know what? I just don't fucking care anymore," and then we get pictures like this. It's wonderful.
Here she is acting like a drunken ass in front of the AP's photographers in NYC on Monday night. Check out all the people around her trying to make sure she doesn't fall down. Loves it.
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These are all pretty blah for a writers' guild, ya know?
Just standard picket signs.
I was looking for something along the lines of "Do We Strike You As Replaceable?" or "Without Our Letters, Letterman is Just a Man."
I'm disappointed in the entertainment value of this strike so far. ...
Brad's dressed for the premiere of Oliver!, but they're actually at the Beowulf premiere in LA.
Angelina is dressed as a coat rack.
Eat, woman!
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Little Abigail Breslin attends the Glamour Magazine 2007 Women of The Year Awards.
I love her little purse!!!
She's like Dakota Fanning without all the creepy preternatural intelligence. It's not that she's not poised and professional -- she is -- but it's nice to see a young star who looks and acts like a young star. I just love her. ...
We may not have gotten Britney's, but we can take some solace in the fact that Shia LaBeouf's post-Walgreens-fracas mug shot was released.
A little red around the eyes there, Shia.
Welcome to the big time, kiddo!...
OMG.
White girls should not say "booty" under any circumstances.
This track is so boring.
Sorry.
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There should really be some manner of Brody Jenner Slept with Me to Be Famous club. Instead of giving out free toasters, they could give out reality TV shows. Or a 4-week stay at Promises. Either works.
Lauren Conrad and Nicole Richie -- who have both been linked to Brody, along with the rest of Hollywood -- are apparently all buddy-buddy now, lunching together at Joan's last week, and getting sushi together on Sunday night.
Get ready to see Nicole's baby on The Hills, kids. ...
"It's been a very interesting year. I've learned many lessons, like no more phones. In New York I'm the bad girl, I'm the good girl, I'm a controversial girl, and I've been through so much in this city. I'm a recovering addict and alcoholic, of which I'm not ashamed."
Rehabbed supermodel Naomi Campbell, at the 37th annual scholarship and awards dinner for the Black Action Retail Group....