Congratulations to Carrie Underwood, who won the CMAs for best female vocalist and single of the year ("Before He Cheats"). I bet she's gonna have some crazy award-winner sex with hottie boyfriend Chace Crawford tonight. Those awards actually look like they'd make some pretty damn kinky sex toys. Hmm.
Underwood lookalike Taylor Swift, age 17, won for best newcomer. She's gorgeous! Someone get that girl to Les Deux, pronto!!! There's no way she can get into enough trouble in Nashville. ...
I can't tell what the emotion is in his eyes.
Is it regret? Anger? Boredom? Apathy?
Your best friend's in the hospital because your ass was drinking and street racing, Nick, and you've been arrested in connection with it. Now would be a good time to cry for the cameras, buddy. ...
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Ack.
Kevin is dragging Brit's ass back into the courtroom, arguing that she violated the court's drug testing order by failing to respond in a timely manner when she is called for random drug testing.
He wants her to have even less visitation rights with their two sons.
Hell hath no fury like a back-up dancer scorned.
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How cute are Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani?
We see so much of Gwen these days, but so little of Gavin.
It's nice to see a Hollywood marriage that seems to have staying power. I'm rooting for these two crazy kids. ...
Hooray for Steve Carrell, who has single-handedly halted production on The Office by refusing to cross the picket lines of striking writers.
The last new episode of the hit show will air next week.
While I'm sad that The Office won't be airing new episodes, I love Steve Carrell for standing up for writers.
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If there's any good way to tell your 2-year-old "I'm sorry we divorced" it's giving her the exact same room at Mommy and Daddy's house.
HEATH Ledger and Michelle Williams are planning to create two identical bedrooms for their 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, in the separate apartments they've been living in since their summer bust-up. Williams has been staying in the Brooklyn brownstone the duo used to share, and Ledger has since moved to SoHo. "They are having them designed exactly the sam...
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Okay, it's still not weirder than Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen, but still .. weird.
ODD couple of the week: Mandy Moore, 27, and Matthew Perry, 38. Page Six spies were astounded last week when they saw the two on a date at Amici Trattoria in Beverly Hills. One source said, "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lo...
Nick Hogan was arrested today on charges stemming from the August street race that left one of his best friends critically injured.
Also: HE WAS DRINKING!!!
In addition to the reckless driving charge, authorities cited Bollea for using a motor vehicle in commission of a felony, being a driver under 21 operating a vehicle with a breath-alcohol level of .02 percent or higher and having illegal window tinting.
The Hogans issued the following statement:
“Nick and the entire ‘H...
What the fuck is this, Carrie?
I mean, is it a dress or an escape pod?
Ugly. Ugly. Ugly.
You're lucky you're so goddamn gorgeous, girl. If Michelle Branch had showed up in this, people could have died.
At the BMI Country Awards. ...