I am having an absolute blast at the Blog World Expo!
After spending the day in classes, the convention threw a pajama party for us tonight at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino (because, you know, bloggers spend their days sitting on couches in pajamas -- I think the goal was to poke fun at this "myth," but for me, it's actually pretty true). I wore cowboy boot slippers (thanks Stacie!), and then spent the rest of the night playing 3-card poker with the fabulous Whitney Matheson from PopCandy...
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Look, Britney, I know you know you're hot, girl. I know you get all sorts of dudes comin' up in here tryin' to get your number, baby. And I know you like fuckin' with 'em, givin' 'em all sorts of digits that ain't real. But I'm different from those dudes. You gotta believe me, girl. I'm not like all those losers. And I'll tell you why, baby.
I'm a Superior Court of the State of California.
The court today strictly reminded Britney that she had to give them a single number on which she co...
On a scooter!!! Here's the best part: since he's a total Z-lister, you probably never would have heard this story if he hadn't been being a drunken jackass in such close proximity to Jennifer Lopez. The photog who got the scoop and the pics was actually on the street looking for JLo when Mickey went and got his ass arrested.
Page Two lensman Fred Montana said he was looking for preggers glamour girl Jennifer Lopez at about 2 a.m. when he bumped into Rourke walking into the nightclub Mansi...
Here's Christine Lakin -- the chick who played Al on Step by Step -- at some MTV event wearing the infamous Lindsay Lohan handcuffs necklace.
Who makes these things?
What do they mean?
Why is everyone wearing them?
Somebody, please explain!!!...
According to the admittedly questionable sources over at the Daily Star, Paris Hilton wants to help the drunken elephants in India. She was very sad to hear that 40 drunken elephants ran into an electric pole in India, and six of them were electrocuted and died.
Here's what she supposedly had to say about it:
"There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn’t chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad. The biggest pro...
Sooooo gross.
Can you believe she went from Ashton Kutcher to this? ...
I just want to put her little pixie ass in my pocket and take her everywhere with me.
I imagine that, if I were feeling sad, I could pull her out, put her on a table, and she'd do some manner of magical pixie dance that would cheer me right up. Or at least share her weed.
The haircut is stunning. She looks beautiful. Just so very Ricci. I feel like that should be an adjective. I don't know what it means, exactly, but she just embodies this Ricciness that deserves its own word.
Da...
Rumer Willis and Zoe Kravitz enjoy themselves by standing on some manner of couch at the DKNY Delicious Night Fragrance launch party in NYC. Something tells me they don't need the help of furniture to be higher than everyone else.
I have great hopes for Zoe Kravitz around these parts. I want to see more of her. She's everything that was fabulous about her mother at this age. ...
Tragically, mean and grumpy lawyers made us take down the wonderful pictures we had of Kim Kardashian in Playboy, but here she is in basically the same poses at the Morgan 4 Ever clothing line launch in NYC.
Jesus, Kim, I can smell your vagina over the Internet. Can you do anything without being sexual about it?
In fairness, I still have all her Playboy pics on my computer, and one of them is currently my desktop background. I kind of love that.
Wanna know something else funny? When I was...
"I blame myself. What mother wouldn't? I wish I'd been there more while she was touring. But I couldn't be. I had the other kids to look after ... I didn't raise my children to have Hollywood careers. This all just exploded in my face, and big dreams became big headaches ... Here are two parents who care about their kids. They're good people. With my daughter's, Kevin's and the boys' interest at heart, I'm trying my best to bring them together, to bridge the gap. I think things are getting go...
"Marc and I are expecting," Jennifer told the crowd at her Miami show on Wednesday night.
Marc then kissed her belly. "I didn't know she was going to talk," he said.
So there ya have it.
Christina announced.
Jennifer announced.
Everyone's pregnancy is now out of the closet.
Yay....