Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Owen Wilson’s Latest Arm Candy: Le Call

Le Call Dating Owen Wilson Pictures, Photos I have no idea who named this girl. It sounds like she's some sort of really cheap hooker who wants to be French. Anyway, she's supposedly running around town with Owen Wilson. They even took a yoga class together! Page Six ran a piece yesterday about how she stole and purposely broke an umbrella some NYC restauranteur lent her. Sounds like she's exactly what Owen Wilson needs right now. About as much as he needs to be running around the NYC bar scene. ...

Britney Spears Is So Eager to Help Others That She Took the Time Out of Her Busy, Busy Day to SIGN HER FUCKING NAME ON SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CVS RECEIPT FOR 8 BOTTLES OF GREY GOOSE

Britney Spears Autographed CD on EBay I hate this story so much. The mainstream tabs are acting like Britney Spears is suddenly Mother Theresa because she's auctioning off a signed copy of Blackout on eBay. Proceeds go to UNICEF. "I think it's important to give back and with the release of Blackout, this seemed like the perfect opportunity to give the fans a chance to bid on something to help children everywhere," says Brit in a press release. Seriously? Britney Spears fucking woke up early enough to clutch a pen in her shaky, hun...

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Shots from the Playboy 2008 calendar. [FListed]

Elisabeth Hasselbeck has clearly named her child after the middle kid from Home Improvement. [DListed]

Check out footage from Evanescence's LA show. [popbytes]

Heidi Klum plays with her kiddos. [INO]

More shots of Pauly Shore in Hawaii. [Celebslam]

Hayden Panettiere (now 18!) in a sports bra. [Derek Hail]

Pictures of my new girlfriend, Blake Lively. [Drunken Stepfather]

Daniel Craig is so hot that he gets to pick his own Bond girls. [Celebitchy]

/>Shots from the Playboy 2008 calendar. [FListed] Elisabeth Hasselbeck has clearly named her child after the middle kid from Home Improvement. [DListed] Check out footage from Evanescence's LA show. [popbytes] Heidi Klum plays with her kiddos. [INO] More shots of Pauly Shore in Hawaii. [Celebslam] Hayden Panettiere (now 18!) in a sports bra. [Derek Hail] Pictures of my new girlfriend, Blake Lively. [Drunken Stepfather] Daniel Craig is so hot that he gets to pick his own Bond girls. [Celebitchy]...