Brandon Davis is so gross.
EVEN professional hairstylists won't touch Brandon Davis' hair. When "Greasy Bear" paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. "Even the shampoo person wore gloves," said a source. "He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice."
Ew....
Matt Dillon shills for Skechers. [Agent Bedhead] Check out my take on last night's episode of The Hills. [Film.com] The Donda West Death: let the finger-pointing begin! Yay! [MollyGood] Britney nearly kills another paparazzo. [POTP] I love it when Courtney Love blogs. [popbytes] We're blowing shit up in Las Vegas. [DListed] Avril Lavigne sure does look short when you put her next to a supermodel. [The Blemish] Angelina Jolie and the wardrobe malfunction. [Yeeeah!] Boy George was charged with being a kinky little bitch. [Websters] Relationships? Planned by publicists? Say it ain't so, Jessica! [INO]
Hooray!!!
Remember how I was all upset because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton and the drunken elephants quote was real I'd stop encouraging Lindsay Lohan to drink again and then it was real because the AP picked it up??
The AP has pulled it!!!
The quote is not real.
God loves me so much. He was just playing a funny game with me for a day there. Ha ha, God. You're such a riot.
DRINK, LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!
(Paris is back in the US now, running around promoting her Ca...
Adrianne Curry reminds us all that it's important to write things about her, as she sucks face with her much older Brady husband, Chris Knight.
You know, it's easy to talk shit about this relationship, but they've managed to keep it going strong even after the cameras stopped rolling, so props to them for that. ...
We haven't seen much of Blake Lewis since AmIdol wrapped this past season, but here he is at the Rock the Vote event in LA, chatting it up with none other than Samantha Ronson.
Uh oh!...
Talk about not letting the fame go to your head.
14-year-old Taylor Momsen, who stars as Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl, recently attended her high school's homecoming dance, even though she is not currently attending classes there.
She wore a black lace tunic ("way too short for a dress," says a witness) and spent most of the night "huddled" with a gaggle of friends.
Tragically, the writer's strike has shut down production on Gossip Girl, so it's a good thing Momsen's not being a snotty brat to these kid...
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Her camp is trying to spin this eight ways from Sunday -- including throwing out the Hail Mary that this shit is somehow the result of an inhaler -- but it's all bullshit.
Homegirl's snorting meth.
How bourgeois....
Like, remember when she had a TV show? And released albums? And put on concerts and stuff?
I can't remember the last time I've seen her do any of those things. She just pops up on occasion in a picture with Pete Wentz, or, once in a blue moon, with her sister.
I have to admit I'm kind of a closet Ashlee Simpson fan. Come on, L-O, L-O, L-O-V-E! How can you not secretly dig that song?
We miss you, Ashlee! ...
Honey, you're arriving at an after party, not a Vogue photo session.
I mean, I'd be solemn, too, if a weasel fell from a fourth-story window and died on my head while I was posing for the cameras, but the show must go on! Smile!
At the after party for the Adrienne Shelly Foundation benefit in NYC. ...
Lindsay Lohan started doing the community service work she has to do as part of her DUI plea deal. She's working at the American Red Cross in the LA area, and she put in 7 hours yesterday.
The pictures from this event are boring, as is everything Lindsay does lately.
Unfortunately, I can't publicly encourage her to drink anymore, because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton drunken elephants quote was real, I'd quit doing that. The AP picked up the story this morning, so I guess it's real. And a ...
Ivana Trump reminds us all why, well into her 60s, she gets to marry a 35-year-old hottie and you don't.
This is such bullshit. Her tits are perkier than mine! But I have a bona fide 25-year-old vagina and I'm still single.
How long until Barron Trump turns 18? Or I'd even take one of those little Hilton boys. Whatever. I'm officially bitter. ...