The fantasy is over, girls.
Not only is Joey McIntyre -- from NKOTB -- married, but he's not even fair homewrecking game anymore, as the couple just had a little baby on Tuesday.
"The family is happy and healthy," says McIntyre's rep, who says the new parents are still deciding on a name. "Everyone's doing well and they're excited he made it here in time for Thanksgiving."
This is the first child for Joey. ...
Kim Kardashian says her mom pushed her to do Playboy. [FListed] Read all about Kelly Clarkson's LA show. [popbytes] Faith Hill does the Today Show. [INO] The stupid twist on The Bachelor. (spoiler alert) [DListed] Pretty damn hot pics of Vanessa Minnillo in a bikini. [Drunken Stepfather] Nick Hogan's mom isn't exactly the most responsible driver, either. [The Blemish]
So I'm home for the holidays, and I'm hanging out with my Mom, whining to her about how it's a slow news day and there aren't any stories and I don't feel like writing, and she's like, "Why don't you do a piece about gratitude? Since it's Thanksgiving?" And I'm like, "Right, Mom. That's why people read my blog. For the gratitude."
But it's a really slow news day.
So here goes:
THINGS I AM GRATEFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING
1) Britney Spears' vagina
2) Those glorious years we had with Lindsay Lohan before she got sober
3) The fact that Britney Spears has no intention of getting sober anytime soon
4) Alcoholism in general
5) The Vanessa Anne Hudgens naked picture
6) My cats
7) Britney Spears' vagina
8 ) Burger King
9) Google Image Search
10) Britney Spears' vagina
11) MY AMAZING, WONDERFUL, LOYAL, FAITHFUL, SMART AND FUNNY READERS!!! (Thanks UG!) />So I'm home for the holidays, and I'm hanging out with my Mom, whining to her about how it's a slow news day and there aren't any stories and I don't feel like writing, and she's like, "Why don't you do a piece about gratitude? Since it's Thanksgiving?" And I'm like, "Right, Mom. That's why people read my blog. For the gratitude."
But it's a really slow news day.
So here goes:
THINGS I AM GRATEFUL FOR THIS THANKSGIVING
1) Britney Spears' vagina
2) Those glorious years we had with Linds...
Here's some video of Katie Couric goofing around and mocking Dan Rather before she begins taping a segment.
The video she's mocking is below.
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Here's some video of Katie Couric goofing around and mocking Dan Rather before she begins taping a segment.
The video she's mocking is below.
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Johnny Depp’s Sweeney Todd Studio Sessions
He's actually not half-bad.
Here's some video of Mr. Depp recording the singing for the feel-good cannibalism film of the decade, Sweeney Todd. />...
Brit-Brit has hired a private investigator to track K-Fed's behavior with their two kids, since K-Fed already has about 100 paparazzi as his P.I.s.
One source says, during their marriage, Spears witnessed K-Fed smoking dope and drinking beer around the kids. Brit's camp hopes they can get the goods and turn the tables in the custody battle.
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"I have never disputed the adoption of my baby by Angelina Jolie. I think my daughter is a very fortunate human being to be adopted by a world famous lady. I wish them both all the success they deserve."
Zahara Jolie-Pitt's biological mother, Mentwabe Dawit, in an interview with Reuters. ...
Lindsay Lohan hangs out with her little brother, Dakota, in NYC yesterday.
Okay, does anyone else think it's a little weird that her brother looks exactly like she did back in her Freaky Friday days? Like, her little brother looks more like her than her kid sister. ...
Kevin Bacon lends a hand at City Harvest's Pre-Thanksgiving Mobile Market in NYC.
I love the holiday season! So many celebs helping out! Kevin Bacon, Nicole Richie, and, um, Michael Lohan.
Kevin's getting up there in years, but there's still something indefinable and sexy about him! We need to see more of him.
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Superman star Brandon Routh will marry his longtime girlfriend, Courtney Ford, at the Santa Barbara ranch of his Superman Returns producer, confirms his rep.
Expected guests include Kate Bosworth, Kevin Spacey, Winona Ryder, Mickey Rourke and Ashley Olsen.
Mickey Rourke? Explain please.
The Governator has reportedly closed the airspace around the ranch. Why? This guy is really not that famous. I doubt anyone'll send helicopters to try to snap photos -- Brandon'll end up selling his own...
Everyone in Hollywood is being super helpful for the Hollywood season.
Nicole Richie will donate all the gifts from her recent baby shower to charity.
Nicole will donate baby gifts to 100 expectant families in need through the newly-formed Richie Madden Foundation through the Los Angeles Free Clinic.
The newly-formed Richie Madden Foundation?
I smell a tax write-off!!!...
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