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Dr. Drew: “Britney Is a Drug Addict”

Dr. Drew Pinsky Says Britney Spears is a Drug Addict

Remember Dr. Drew Pinsky? From Love Line? With Adam Carolla?

Ah, those were the days.

Anyway, he’s the latest to weigh in on the Britney saga, and FINALLY we’re hearing from someone who has both a medical degree and expertise in the field of addiction. Here’s what he says:

We know that she is a drug addict because she’s been admitted to a treatment center. You can’t be admitted unless you’ve met criteria for addiction … She is a drug addict. It is an indisputable point. And she has a parent with an addiction. Just by having a parent with addiction puts you at about a 50% risk for having your own addiction problem. But, just because you have a genetic heritage doesn’t mean you’re going to get an addiction. A childhood trauma, physical abuse, sexual abuse, abandonment, will also propel a person towards full-blown addiction.

Ya hear that, Brit-Brit!

YOU’RE A DRUG ADDICT!

DR. DREW SAYS SO!

Seriously, I adore Dr. Drew. If Dr. Drew issued a statement stating that I was a Navajo hermaphrodite, I’d go back and grill the doctor who delivered me. I’d be all like, “Who are my real parents? And where is my penis??!” That’s how much I trust Dr. Drew. But honestly I’d be mad because, like, I’d just want that penis back for a day. I have like three girlfriends who have promised that if I had a penis for a day they would suck it. It’s not like I want to be a guy or anything — I love being a girl — but it would just be nice to know what it felt like. So I’ve made sure to line up some willing participants in case, through some odd sequence of events, I had a penis for just 24 hours. Oddly, no guys have agreed to do it. I’m like, “Seriously? But I’m still a girl. I just have a penis. I’d reciprocate” and they’re all like, “Ew, no,” but my girlfriends said they would, so it’s all good. But anyway, I would be excited if Dr. Drew said I was a hermaphrodite and then I would demand to have my penis back for a day.

Here’s the point:

Britney Spears is a drug addict.

16 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Hmmm…I’ve got no beef with Dr. Drew & I really couldn’t say if Brit’s an addict or not without more information but he says “We know that she is a drug addict because she’s been admitted to a treatment center. You can’t be admitted unless you’ve met criteria for addiction.”

    Umm, that is, unless you have an eating disorder, depression, schizophrenia, bipolar, anger management, help me out here if I’m missing something, oh yeah, alcoholism, compulsive gambling. In the real world, you can’t be admitted to a treatment center unless you’ve met criteria for PAYMENT for the center. Just sayin’.

  • like your not dr. do . what is in your closet . stop stepping on her toes , moron. you look so gay , i wonder what is up your ass every night.

  • a serious doctor would deny commenting on ANY person’s probable addiction publicly, no matter the public signs that person shows.
    a serious doctor is someone who is, at least discreet and sensible.
    it occurs to me that one addict recognizes it’s kin, but I don’t want to make it too harsh, anyway.
    as for penises, I also wonder about the benefits , sexual and nonsexual ,of being a man, instead of a woman in a men’s world, but it won’t happen, so I decided not to give a damn about it.
    I really am a 46XX, and I’ll die that way.

  • Ok you made that statement but what is the purpose? To help her or harm her or to just get another person to view your webpage. I would say the last two. It’s like a story that has been told a million times and you just needed to post it just for the hell of because have everyone has harrassed and slandered this chick so why not join the bandwagon.

  • You know I have seen all the shows where you are down on people and dissapointed but i wonder is it a genuine feeling or just for the cameras…why am i to beleive in someone who focuses their lives on the famous and people who honestly do not care about your advice but just want to stay in the spotlight….wasten your time on real people….

  • none of you have a social life…

    and I would also guess only have double digit IQ’s

    …very sad

  • Dr. Drew is an idiot. he is clueless when it comes to psychology. Other than that, and his total lack of professional discretion, he might be a decent physician.

  • ermmm
    like we didnt know britney was a drug addict
    but hey ho sometimes its nice to be told what you already know makes it feel good to know something true :)

  • and to the person that said
    “and I would also guess only have double digit IQ’s”

    i have an IQ of 109 and is obviously more than double digits

    :)