Hooray!!!
Remember how I was all upset because I promised God that if the Paris Hilton and the drunken elephants quote was real I’d stop encouraging Lindsay Lohan to drink again and then it was real because the AP picked it up??
The quote is not real.
God loves me so much. He was just playing a funny game with me for a day there. Ha ha, God. You’re such a riot.
DRINK, LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!
(Paris is back in the US now, running around promoting her Can Can fragrance.)
Hey, did I mention Lindsay Lohan should drink again? Because she’s BORING AS FUCK when she’s sober? Drink, bitch!
Thanks Brittiany!
You are so funny, Evil One. I am SO OVER Paris, anyhow. Team Lindsay!
Out of the 2. I pick Paris. I will say the girl seems to love animals.
Paris uses her animals as accessories. Team Lindsay!