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Court to Britney: So Can We Get Your Number?

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Look, Britney, I know you know you’re hot, girl. I know you get all sorts of dudes comin’ up in here tryin’ to get your number, baby. And I know you like fuckin’ with ’em, givin’ ’em all sorts of digits that ain’t real. But I’m different from those dudes. You gotta believe me, girl. I’m not like all those losers. And I’ll tell you why, baby.

I’m a Superior Court of the State of California.

The court today strictly reminded Britney that she had to give them a single number on which she could be called in for random drug testing, after K-Fed dragged her ass to court again for failing to respond to the drug testing calls.

“There needs to be one number that the testing facility calls that she responds to,” ruled the Commissioner. He did not make any changes to the existing custody agreement.

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