There should really be some manner of Brody Jenner Slept with Me to Be Famous club. Instead of giving out free toasters, they could give out reality TV shows. Or a 4-week stay at Promises. Either works.
Lauren Conrad and Nicole Richie — who have both been linked to Brody, along with the rest of Hollywood — are apparently all buddy-buddy now, lunching together at Joan’s last week, and getting sushi together on Sunday night.
Get ready to see Nicole’s baby on The Hills, kids.