Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Diluting the Britney Spears Coverage

brit_carrie.jpg Okay, so I know some of you are really, really sick of hearing about Britney's custody hearing today. I have to put this shit up for the people who do care, but I'm gonna try to dilute it a little bit for the rest of you. So here we have a photo of Britney arriving to court today along with an adorable photo of Carrie Underwood in sweats, checking out of her NYC hotel. A spoonful of Carrie helps the Britney go down! (Who am I kidding? Britney doesn't need any help going down.)...

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Natalie Portman to Guest Edit Issue of Scholastic Math "Math was one of my favorite subjects at school. It always gets a bad rap and I'm not sure why... Sure you need to use math daily for knowing how much tip to leave at a restaurant or how much flour you need to make double the amount of cookies in a recipe, but it is the less obvious practical parts of math that are most fun for me - like considering the principles of infinity. It made me excited about life to consider the limitlessness of the mind and what we can do with it." Natalie Portma...

Jason Wahler’s in Jail

jason_wahler.jpg I actually feel bad for the guy. He got sober, cleaned his act up, and worked things out with Lauren. But the law's the law, and Jason's paying the price for his April arrest in Seattle. He was sentenced to 30 days, but will probably only do 20 of them. Says his rep: "He has been through rehabilitation, done community service and has been attending AA meetings. He would like to be an example to young people to make them realize that there are consequences for bad behavior. He is makin...

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Elisha Cuthbert rocks the animal print with a cigarette. [INO]

Is everyone psyched for the new season of Nip/Tuck? [popbytes]

Wow! If every 17-year-old I gave head to when I was 15 had to go to prison for 2 years ... kidding!! (Sorta.) [Bossip]

BREAKING! THE HILLS MAY BE FAKE!!!! Check out this interview with Gavin. [The Blemish]

Check out video of the Jessica Biel Umbrella Incident. [Ninja Dude]

Amy Winehouse: still crazy. [Celebitchy]

Look out! Jessica Alba's got a lookalike! [DListed]

/>Elisha Cuthbert rocks the animal print with a cigarette. [INO] Is everyone psyched for the new season of Nip/Tuck? [popbytes] Wow! If every 17-year-old I gave head to when I was 15 had to go to prison for 2 years ... kidding!! (Sorta.) [Bossip] BREAKING! THE HILLS MAY BE FAKE!!!! Check out this interview with Gavin. [The Blemish] Check out video of the Jessica Biel Umbrella Incident. [Ninja Dude] Amy Winehouse: still crazy. [Celebitchy] Look out! Jessica Alba's got a lookalike! [DListed]...