Artist on Artist: Owen Wilson and Wes Anderson
Snore.
Wake me when it's over.
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Update: Pics removed because it turns out Playboy has lawyers.
For the eight of you who didn't catch Kim Kardashian's vagina when Ray-J was peeing all over it, she was thoughtful enough to do a Playboy spread. She actually looks nice here; Playboy toned down her makeup and airbrushed her thighs, and it works well.
Uncensored photos are after the jump.
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Fuck it.
It is.
I listened to it once, and I was like, "Dude, this doesn't suck as much as everyone said it did." But I figured I must just be way high, so I listened to it again. And again. And now I've been listening to it all damn weekend, and you know what, motherfuckers?
It rocks.
I'm hooked.
It's a good. Fucking. Album.
Like, damn near every song is awesome. Basically every song could be a single. "Toy Soldier" is my favorite, but they're all solid.
And I couldn't ...
Proceeds from the sales of another totally unnecessary celebrity perfume will go to the Los Angeles Unified School District, to be directed toward the development of free after-school tutoring programs and expanded computer labs, with the goal of increasing the dismal high-school graduation rates of these promising youngsters, who are all too often doomed to a future of illiteracy, addiction and jail recidivism.
Except that's totally not true.
But she is definitely adding a floor to ...
Go ahead. Yell at me for saying it, like you did before.
I'm not saying she's morbidly obese, but unless homegirl is pregnant, this is a little bit bigger than I like my starlets to be.
You think John Mayer would hit that? No. He wants a Wonderland, not a Wonderplanet. ...
Okay, so I know I made a big formal announcement that Blake Lively was my new lesbian girl crush, and there was a great deal of hullabaloo surrounding the event, including stern reminders from my mother that my grandfather does, at times, read this blog (Seriously, Mom? Which of us gave him the URL? Fuck that, Mom: which of us taught him how to use a computer? It wasn't me; I knew better.*), but I think I've had a slight change of heart. Or an addition of heart?
I have to say, I am none ...
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Naomi Campbell attends the 37th Annual Black Retail Action Group Inc. Scholarship and Awards Dinner at Cipriani in New York.
Best I can tell, she didn't throw a cell phone at anyone. And she looks amazing.
Maybe all that toilet-scrubbing helped her figure out what really matters in life. ...
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"Blackout," her first studio album in four years, is not only a very good album, it's her best work ever _ a triumph, with not a bad song to be found on the 12 tracks.
Granted, a Spears rave should be put in its proper context _ it's not like we're talking Bob Dylan here. Spears is a lightweight singer who only flourishes when she has great songs and great producers to supplement her minimal vocal talent.
But when she has that help, she's fierce. And she gets that boost on every single...
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