It's true!
For the 8 of you who haven't heard Blackout in its entirety online yet, you can now go out and unnecessarily spend money for it!!!
Here's some of the art from the CD's booklet. I actually think this is very cool -- it's artsy and it's sexy and it's hot -- but, on the other hand, the look-at-me-I'm-being-sexy-in-front-of-a-priest thing has already been done. Still, there's something compelling about these pics.
The album's been getting great reviews and the buzz is strong....
The Governator says weed is "not a drug. It's a leaf." I love Arnie. [DListed] Check out a cool remix of Britney Spears' "Piece of Me." I love that the album hasn't been formally released yet and we're already making remixes. [popbytes] Get the Lauren Conrad look for less! [INO] Liz Hurley still looks good in a bikini. [Celebslam] JALEEL WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Bossip] Teri Hatcher is an evil witch. [Drunken Stepfather] Missy Elliott is a good friend. [POTP] Can anyone figure out what exactly Avril Lavigne is trying to be for Halloween? [Derek Hail]
So, look.
I love my U.K. readers as much as the next guy -- you guys rock -- but I tend not to care much about things that go on in Britain.
Why, you ask?
Because I'm an American, and we don't care about anything that's not us. Because we don't have to. And caring is hard.
But this little incident warranted a little delving into a uniquely British world.
If you're an American, it is a distant possibility that you have heard of a show called Big Brother. They have a version of...
Nope, the 17-year-old American Idol winner has vowed to remain a virgin until marriage.
“Temptation is always there," the American Idol champ told Usmagazine.com at KIIS-FM’s Homecoming Concert in Anaheim, California, October 27. "It's hard everyday, but I made a promise to myself."
Since she was 13, the singer has worn a platinum "promise ring" — bearing the inscription “True Love Waits†— that her parents gave her, and she plans to keep it on.
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"Lindsay will no longer be hosting New Year's Eve in Las Vegas."
This message comes from her rep, who says Lindsay has backed out of her hosting engagement at Vegas nightclub LAX. The rep says Linsday "continues to focus on her work and sobriety."
You know what?
Fuck yeah, Linds.
Way to take care of yourself.
I still love you. I always will. But I have someone else now. Her name's Britney. We support each other now. I'll be okay, Linds. I can get through this. We can. Me and ...
I guess Tommy Lee decided to be the bigger man here, and asked Clark County police not to press charges against Kid for their Alicia Keys-interrupting VMA fight.
"The Clark County District Attorney's Office will not pursue a battery charge," Chief Deputy District Attorney Ron Bloxham tells Extra. "It should be noted that Tommy Lee has requested that there be no prosecution relating to the incident and there were no injuries to either person."
So basically they're both lousy fighters.
Kid Rock still faces charges in Atlanta for that little Waffle House incident...
"Nooooo ... That's my mama for real life!"
Rowan Henchy, Brooke Shields' 4-year-old daughter, as she sat in the studio audience for a taping of Hannah Montana and watched her mother give Miley Cyrus an on-screen hug.
After the taping, Miley gave Rowan a hug and told her "It was so nice for you to let me borrow your mom for today."
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Mrs. John Travolta hosted the Church Of Scientology Annual Gala Charity Concert on Sunday in the U.K.
Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.
Proceeds from the "charity" concert go toward the construction of the Bluebell Railway Station in East Grinstead.
What the hell kind of charity is that?
I'm having a charity concert, too. In my living room, next weekend. Proceeds go to Haliburton. ...
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"I promise, if elected, I will crush the state of Georgia. Our peaches are more numerous than Georgia's. They are more juiciful."
Stephen Colbert, who is currently campaigning for the U.S. Presidency in South Carolina.
COLBERT 2008!...
Do I even need to spell out this joke?
They're both skeletons!
A rapidly disappearing Nicky Hilton hit up the Halloween party circuit with boyfriend David Katzenberg.
She looks like Nicole Richie did right before she got really, really bad.
Eat, Nicky! You're supposed to be the sane Hilton!...