Brody Jenner and Audrina Patridge arrived arm-in-arm to the red carpet of the opening of SKY360 lounge in NYC.
Lauren's BFF? And Lauren's boy toy?
Hmmm.
Brody Jenner is so, so good at keeping himself in the spotlight....
And, as I expected, we lost about a week's worth of posts/comments.
I know where they live, though, and I plan to hunt them down and bring them to you.
Bear with me, kids. />...
It's just a matter of time, you guys.
But after surrendering her two children to K-Fed -- who, in case you were drinking to blackout all day Monday, won full custody of their children -- she went tanning, went to the DMV (to get a CA drivers license) and then checked into the Peninsula hotel, which will, God willing, not be the scene of her suicide tomorrow.
You know, I'll be sad if I find out tomorrow that Britney spent Monday night getting drunk/high, but at this point, if drinking is going to keep her from doing something worse to herself, I say bring on the partying.
Don't do something stupid, Brit!!!! Get your shit together and get your kids back!!! />
It's just a matter of time, you guys.
But after surrendering her two children to K-Fed -- who, in case you were drinking to blackout all day Monday, won full custody of their children -- she went tanning, went to the DMV (to get a CA drivers license) and then checked into the Peninsula hotel, which will, God willing, not be the scene of her suicide tomorrow.
You know, I'll be sad if I find out tomorrow that Britney spent Monday night getting drunk/high, but at this point, if drinking ...
Around 3 pm PST tomorrow, we are switching servers yet again. This really should be the last time, but what do I know? I'm the same person who used to watch TiVo commercials and think these machines could tell the future. I feel a little like Lindsay Lohan, always promising you guys that this time I'm fixed for good, and then I relapse.
Anyway, I do not think we should experience down time during this switch, but don't freak out if that happens -- I promise I'm working on it, or at least I'm making phone calls every five minutes to the people who are getting paid to work on it, which I sometimes think is more work than just, you know, getting a computer science degree and fixing the damn thing myself. But really who wants to do that?
What I do think might happen is that posts from the last five days or so will magically disappear. This will suck and I will then work to get them back. But don't be surprised if all of a sudden a week of posts are missing. Technology kind of blows sometimes.
Also: thank you all for your support and kind words. It really means a lot. And an extra special thanks to Kevin, Becca and Saranden, my long-lost Phoenix pals, who have kept me laughing and worked wonders toward raising my spirits these past couple of days. />Around 3 pm PST tomorrow, we are switching servers yet again. This really should be the last time, but what do I know? I'm the same person who used to watch TiVo commercials and think these machines could tell the future. I feel a little like Lindsay Lohan, always promising you guys that this time I'm fixed for good, and then I relapse.
Anyway, I do not think we should experience down time during this switch, but don't freak out if that happens -- I promise I'm working on it, or at least I'm making...
In Touch is reporting that a man Britney met while vacationing in Hawaii left a video camera running (without Brit's knowledge) during their hook-up session, and he might be releasing the tape.
The only thing holding him back?
He's embarrassed about his own performance!
"It was just normal, we didn't do anything crazy," he says. "It was a little disappointing. It lasted for about 25 minutes and then we passed out."
Meanwhile, Britney's two kids have been photographed looking happy as...
Maybe you already knew that, but I had no clue! She sounds awesome though. Seriously. Beyonce may have multiple pop hits, a powerful boyfriend, a butt load of money, and a sweeeeeeeeet ass, but her sister has a divorce and a baby!  You say oh my, my! Solange recently discussed her totally original and intriguing life in Essence Magazine.  All at the age of 21! Personally, the latter sounds much more exc...
Everyone's favorite ladies man appears to have settled down.
Andrew Firestone just got engaged to his longtime girlfriend, Ivana Bozilovic.
His family adores her, and she's helping him run the family's Paso Robles winery.
Congrats, Andrew!...
Which will probably be never. So you can love it along with me or you can roll your eyes and go on to the next post, because I'm probably not going to stop anytime soon.
We're still filming SATC in Manhattan -- where it's sometimes winter, apparently.
I think Carrie must dye her hair at some point in the film, since these pictures were taken on the same day, and SJP's hair color changes throughout. She goes dark for winter, light for summer.
I am so excited for this movie. ...
"This isn't a Hilton hotel, is it?"
Barack Obama's 9-year-old daughter, Malia. Obama told Tyra Banks that his daughter does not approve of Paris Hilton, and does not want to stay in Hilton hotels as the family tours the country while Dad campaigns for the Presidency.
Does Malia Obama want to write for us?
We'll take someone with her sensibility any day!...
It's not that she was ever, like, horrifically ugly, but she was on TRL on Monday, and homegirl looked damn good. I mean, she was always just kind of an average-looking girl who played on ugly girl on TV, but now she's starting to look like a starlet. I guess an Emmy will do that.
Hopefully she won't pull an Anna Faris and get a ton of work done. I think she's super cute right now, just the way she is. ...
Congratulations to Keith Urban, who actually managed to crash his motorcycle on the way to an AA meeting. I think that may be a first in the world of celebrity gossip -- and we don't have many firsts left -- so this dude deserves a pat on the back.
Said Urban in a statement:
While out riding to an AA meeting, a time when my privacy is especially important to me, I felt myself being pursued [by paparazzi]. I sped up, and in an effort to elude an oncoming car, which was making an illegal...
So Vanessa Anne Hudgens took a well-deserved break from photographing her vagina to attend a charity bowling event in Hollywood. And to demonstrate just how serious she is about wearing clothes in the presence of cameras, she brought along her kid sister, Stella, who totally got the shallow end of the gene pool in that family. (Is that crossing a line? Eh.)
You know what, though?
A month ago, I would never, ever, ever have run photos of some chick from High School Musical bowling. I'd leave that shit to Tiger Beat. (Do they st...