Quotables October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized "We're not hanging out like we used to." Sarah Silverman, when USA Today asked her if she'd spoken to Britney Spears since the VMA comments. (Season 2 of Silverman's Comedy Central show is back on tonight. Watch it.)...
Is Britney Going Back to Rehab? October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized I feel it's my duty to report this rumor, although IMHO, it's total bullshit. OK! is saying that Britney might return to the Eric Clapton Crossroads rehab in Antigua, where she spent nearly 24 hours at the beginning of this year, to try to get sober and get her kids back. Yeah, right. Even her BFF Alli Sims has gone on the record all like, "Not gonna happen." Britney couldn't even show up at the court hearing today to try to get her kids back. Homegirl is not checking into reh...
Kevin’s Keeping Custody! October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized After a 3-hour court hearing, an L.A. judge determined that K-Fed will keep sole custody of Jayden and Sean, and Britney will be allowed monitored visits. Kevin showed up to the hearing. Britney did not, although photos indicate she was in Los Angeles at the time. In fact, she was posing for the paparazzi in the Valley while the hearing was taking place. There will be another hearing on Oct 26 to determine if the custody arrangement should be changed. (It probably shouldn't.)...
Rosie’s Memoirs Pretty Much as Weird as You Expected They’d Be October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized From USA Today: Reading Celebrity Detox is like having a patient on the couch without the necessary medical degree to sort through what's insightful and what's just nutty. This is a train wreck of a book — part self-help psychobabble, part searing memoir — by a grown woman who lost her mother as a child ... Too-much-information is not a concept O'Donnell embraces. You will learn how fame affected her bowel habits, that she "inseminated" her partner, Kelli, and that her son ...
Quality Time with Daddy October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized Lindsay Lohan headed out for her first overnight visit away from rehab this week, accompanied by fellow recovering alcohol and father Michael Lohan. The two of them will be gone for five days. Daddy's rented a four-bedroom cabin in the Utah woods, and plans to spend the days going on lots of walks with his daughter and having nice, long talks about her future. At night, they plan to use Lindsay's kick-ass connections to score some killer blow and get way fucking high. ...
Quotables October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized "I don't regret not having been drafted ... because I made out big. Why is it good to die for one's country? Isn't it better to live in New York?" Model Bar Rafaeli -- Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend -- who was born in Israel but dodged their mandatory draft. ...
Kid Rock Knows a Miscarriage When He Sees One October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized To Rolling Stone, re: Pam Anderson's supposed miscarriage: "She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James. I'm like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, `You don't care about me, blah blah blah.' She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up." Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson...
Can You Think of Anyone You’d Rather Have Host American Gladiators Than Hulk Hogan? October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized If you, unlike me, read the trade journals, you'd be aware that NBC is resurrecting American Gladiators as a mid-season replacement. (I don't read the trade journals. I do something smarter: I read Defamer. It's like reading the trades without all the boring parts about people who aren't young and beautiful.) Anyway, it looks like they've signed Hulk Hogan on as the host. I think America needs this. I know it's going to be hard at first, you guys, because we're not used to watching tel...
I Wrote a Song, You Guys October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized It's called "Britney Got a Drivers License" and you sing it to the tune of "Jimmy Crack Corn." Ready? Okay. Ahem. Britney got a drivers license and I don't care! Britney got a drivers license and I don't care! Britney got a drivers license and I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaare! I'm so fucking over this story! Did you guys like the song? I may do a music video. We could podcast it. That's probably what we're missing around here. Podcasts. Well, class, too. Class and podcasts. ...
My Lesbian Girlfriend Is Saving the World October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized It's true! I have amazing taste in women. And one of these days I'll learn to translate that good judgment to the gender to which I feel actual sexual attraction. But until then, at least I can say I always saw the good in Jaslene. The ANTM winner has just signed on as the spokeswoman for the "Love is Not Abuse" campaign created by Liz Claiborne. The campaign focuses on raising awareness of and preventing teen dating violence. "It's going to save lives and help people; using my voice,...
Quotables October 3, 2007Evil BeetUncategorized "So there was a lot of staying home and doing what you do. Like, all the time, around the clock." Halle Berry, to Oprah Winfrey, regarding the process she and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry went through while trying to conceive. The Oscar winner is currently three months pregnant, but she's already thinking about another one. "We're hoping, right after this one, to do it again," she says. ...
"We're not hanging out like we used to."
Sarah Silverman, when USA Today asked her if she'd spoken to Britney Spears since the VMA comments.
(Season 2 of Silverman's Comedy Central show is back on tonight. Watch it.)...
I feel it's my duty to report this rumor, although IMHO, it's total bullshit.
OK! is saying that Britney might return to the Eric Clapton Crossroads rehab in Antigua, where she spent nearly 24 hours at the beginning of this year, to try to get sober and get her kids back.
Yeah, right.
Even her BFF Alli Sims has gone on the record all like, "Not gonna happen."
Britney couldn't even show up at the court hearing today to try to get her kids back.
Homegirl is not checking into reh...
After a 3-hour court hearing, an L.A. judge determined that K-Fed will keep sole custody of Jayden and Sean, and Britney will be allowed monitored visits.
Kevin showed up to the hearing.
Britney did not, although photos indicate she was in Los Angeles at the time. In fact, she was posing for the paparazzi in the Valley while the hearing was taking place.
There will be another hearing on Oct 26 to determine if the custody arrangement should be changed.
(It probably shouldn't.)...
...
From USA Today:
Reading Celebrity Detox is like having a patient on the couch without the necessary medical degree to sort through what's insightful and what's just nutty.
This is a train wreck of a book — part self-help psychobabble, part searing memoir — by a grown woman who lost her mother as a child ...
Too-much-information is not a concept O'Donnell embraces. You will learn how fame affected her bowel habits, that she "inseminated" her partner, Kelli, and that her son ...
Lindsay Lohan headed out for her first overnight visit away from rehab this week, accompanied by fellow recovering alcohol and father Michael Lohan.
The two of them will be gone for five days. Daddy's rented a four-bedroom cabin in the Utah woods, and plans to spend the days going on lots of walks with his daughter and having nice, long talks about her future. At night, they plan to use Lindsay's kick-ass connections to score some killer blow and get way fucking high. ...
"I don't regret not having been drafted ... because I made out big. Why is it good to die for one's country? Isn't it better to live in New York?"
Model Bar Rafaeli -- Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend -- who was born in Israel but dodged their mandatory draft. ...
To Rolling Stone, re: Pam Anderson's supposed miscarriage:
"She's in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I'm gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James. I'm like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I'll see you on the weekend there,' and that leads into her saying, `You don't care about me, blah blah blah.' She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage' ... and hangs the phone up."
Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson...
If you, unlike me, read the trade journals, you'd be aware that NBC is resurrecting American Gladiators as a mid-season replacement. (I don't read the trade journals. I do something smarter: I read Defamer. It's like reading the trades without all the boring parts about people who aren't young and beautiful.)
Anyway, it looks like they've signed Hulk Hogan on as the host.
I think America needs this. I know it's going to be hard at first, you guys, because we're not used to watching tel...
It's called "Britney Got a Drivers License" and you sing it to the tune of "Jimmy Crack Corn."
Ready?
Okay.
Ahem.
Britney got a drivers license and I don't care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don't care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don't caaaaaaaaaaaaare!
I'm so fucking over this story!
Did you guys like the song?
I may do a music video. We could podcast it. That's probably what we're missing around here. Podcasts. Well, class, too. Class and podcasts. ...
It's true!
I have amazing taste in women. And one of these days I'll learn to translate that good judgment to the gender to which I feel actual sexual attraction. But until then, at least I can say I always saw the good in Jaslene.
The ANTM winner has just signed on as the spokeswoman for the "Love is Not Abuse" campaign created by Liz Claiborne. The campaign focuses on raising awareness of and preventing teen dating violence.
"It's going to save lives and help people; using my voice,...
"So there was a lot of staying home and doing what you do. Like, all the time, around the clock."
Halle Berry, to Oprah Winfrey, regarding the process she and boyfriend Gabriel Aubry went through while trying to conceive.
The Oscar winner is currently three months pregnant, but she's already thinking about another one. "We're hoping, right after this one, to do it again," she says. ...