Today's Evil Beet Gossip

BREAKING: Katie Holmes’ New Movie is Gonna Suck



















Enjoy the trailer for Mad Money. It's like Oceans 11. But without any of the entertainment value. I mean, I hate to be all anti-feminist here, but it's really, really hard to make a bank-heist movie with chicks and expect it to sell. This will bomb. /> Enjoy the trailer for Mad Money. It's like Oceans 11. But without any of the entertainment value. I mean, I hate to be all anti-feminist here, but it's really, really hard to make a bank-heist movie with chicks and expect it to sell. This will bomb. ...

Rumer Willis Is Under the Impression that She Has a Profession

rumer_htb.jpg "Before I started working," she says. "I would have said, 'You know, it's not really fair, because I didn't choose this.' But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is." She continues to tell the media that fame "is a 24-hour job. It doesn't matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time peo...

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Not surprisingly, the Catholic church doesn't much like Britney Spears. [MollyGood]

Hayden Panettiere saves the whales! [INO]

Padma Lakshmi might be reuniting with her husband. [FListed]

That Lauren Conrad sure can carry a lot of beer. [Drunken Stepfather]

Nicole Richie denies that she was smoking cigarettes while pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]

"I May Not Be Mr. Right, But I'll Fuck You Til He Shows Up." [Celebslam]

Lindsay Lohan is attending tango shows now. [Use My Computer]

Sienna Miller takes a cigar like a champ. [Agent Bedhead]

Um, did Heather Mills kill a dog? [Gabby Babble]

Carmen Electra side boob. 'Nuff said. [Jordan]

Check out my take on last night's episode of The Hills. [Film.com]

/>Not surprisingly, the Catholic church doesn't much like Britney Spears. [MollyGood] Hayden Panettiere saves the whales! [INO] Padma Lakshmi might be reuniting with her husband. [FListed] That Lauren Conrad sure can carry a lot of beer. [Drunken Stepfather] Nicole Richie denies that she was smoking cigarettes while pregnant. [Cele|bitchy] "I May Not Be Mr. Right, But I'll Fuck You Til He Shows Up." [Celebslam] Lindsay Lohan is attending tango shows now. [Use My Computer] Sienn...

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Hugh Laurie Battles Depression "I'm always thinking about the show. I'm too neurotic and too anal and too convinced that we're going to fail to relax. Every show we do, every scene we shoot, is a disaster, I'm convinced of it. I go home at the end of the day and my head is full of all the mistakes I've made. I beat myself up about what I've stuffed up the day before. I'm looking for things to go wrong. I'm not rejoicing or lying back and enjoying it." House star and total hottie Hugh Laurie, who also says he's battling ...

My Album Comes Out Tomorrow! I Should Get Drunk!


















Yup. It's Britney, bitch. Deeeeerunk. Leaving Winston's on Monday night/Tuesday morning. Why not celebrate the release of Blackout by having one of your own? Makes perfect sense to me! (Yes, there's a Geico commercial before the video. Sorry. Not my video.) /> Yup. It's Britney, bitch. Deeeeerunk. Leaving Winston's on Monday night/Tuesday morning. Why not celebrate the release of Blackout by having one of your own? Makes perfect sense to me! (Yes, there's a Geico commercial before the video. Sorry. Not my video.)...

Kanye West to Write a Book

kanye_bet.jpg Wish you could finally have all that Kanye wisdom without any of that annoying music? Your wish is Kanye's command. The rapper will be releasing a book, Thank You and You're Welcome!, early next year. Kanye calls it "an entertaining volume of 'Kanye-isms'-- the creative, humorous, and insightful philosophies and anecdotes used in creating my path to success. It captures the same wit, playful irony, and piercing insight found abundant in my lyrics. In Thank You and You're Welcome!, I ...

I Thought I Was Over Adam Duritz

ivanka.jpg I know I said I'd moved on after this picture surfaced, but, dammit, when I read about him running around town with Ivanka Freakin' Trump, that little green monster just comes right out. Look, I may not want him anymore, but you certainly can't have him, Ivanka. FORGETFULNESS got Ivanka Trump off the hook Friday night, when the exhausted heiress was coaxed by friends to hit East Village staple Black & White - but wasn't let in because she didn't have her ID. "She had Adam Duritz in tow, ...

Paris Hilton Says She’s Going to Rwanda Next Year

Paris Hilton Going to Rwanda Next Year Even though this year's brief foray into humanitarianism was postponed, Paris still hopes to go to Rwanda, hopefully in the next year. "We were supposed to be going in November, but then the charity is doing restructuring and figuring things out. It's going to be for next year. I know (Rwanda) went through a lot of traumatic experiences, and I feel like if I go there, I can help save some people's lives," she said. I just think it's funny that "traumatic experience" is the same phrase she...

How Fabulous is Kylie Minogue?

Kylie Minogue at Music Industry Trusts’ Awards 2007 Pictures, Photos On basically anyone else, I would go on a little tirade about the horrendousness of this dress (and the hair!). On Paris Hilton, I would say that she looks like a fly. Or a deformed Mexican fairy.* But somehow, Kylie pulls it off. She was just blessed with one of those faces that's strong enough to carry a dress like this. Seriously, though, kids, this is a Kylie-Minogue-only dress. Do NOT try this at home. *No offense intended. I love Mexicans. Taco Bell is my favorite!...