Congrats to Britney, who actually passed her drug test this weekend.
Evil Beet Gossip has obtained an exclusive copy of the test in question. The questions were as follows:
1) True or false: A peeled banana can be used as a bong.
2) Which is the preferable way of snorting cocaine: a) with a straw b) with a rolled-up dollar bill c) off a pinky nail d) none of the above
3) True or false: Heroin is less fun when you snort it. Better to inject.
4) What is Samantha Ronson's phone number?
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This is the latest viral video to be making the rounds on this thing we call the World Wide Internet.
The song you hear in the background is the bonus track on Beyonce's B'Day album.
This video is oddly addictive. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I secretly wish my butt could do things like that. But it can't. I'm a white girl. My ass is, like, practically an internal organ. Oh well.
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This is the latest viral video to be making the rounds on this thing we call the World Wide Internet.
The song you hear in the background is the bonus track on Beyonce's B'Day album.
This video is oddly addictive. I don't know why. Maybe it's because I secretly wish my butt could do things like that. But it can't. I'm a white girl. My ass is, like, practically an internal organ. Oh well.
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YouTube and Brightcove both pulled it last time, so I know a lot of you didn't get to see it. But now that MTV premiered it Monday afternoon, hopefully this one'll stick around a little longer.
It would be a pity for anyone to miss out on the Britney Spears patented brand of ocular vacancy.
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YouTube and Brightcove both pulled it last time, so I know a lot of you didn't get to see it. But now that MTV premiered it Monday afternoon, hopefully this one'll stick around a little longer.
It would be a pity for anyone to miss out on the Britney Spears patented brand of ocular vacancy.
Enjoy. ...
"There was this kind of funny moment, after we were like we're married and all of the hoopla was over and we were like, 'What do we do now?' We're married. Alright, I guess we just live and love and learn from each other."
Newlywed Kate Walsh, to Ellen Degeneres, who asked about her first five weeks of marriage to studio exec Alex Young. ...
Everyone knows.
Just announce it already.
What is taking you so long?
JLo performed on Good Morning America today. There were rumors she'd announce her pregnancy there, but it was a no-go.
Jennifer.
Come on. ...
Oh, Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay!!!
WELCOME BACK!!!!
We were soooooooooooooooo sick of Britney.
It's all Lindsay all the time now!!!! Is everyone soooooooooo excited to see what Britney does to get the attention back on her? What will she think of this time???
Oh and Linds has a new boyfriend, who she met in rehab. He's a 25-year-old snowboarder named Riley Giles. (With a name like Riley Giles, you pretty much have to be a snowboarder, right?)
Jump in to read the whole interview.
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The full interview won't be out until Thursday, but OK! has posted some of the quotes they got from Lindsay in their exclusive post-rehab interview.
"I'm going back [to LA] to shoot Dare to Love Me, but I plan on returning to Utah so I can stay focused and avoid other distractions," she says. "Tempation is always there, but now I'll avoid it the right way."
And: "I hit rock bottom. Everything in my life came to a point where I had to make a decision."
And lastly: "My talent is a gift...
Director Brett Ratner, who's currently making a film about Hugh Hefner's life, when asked if he'd cast Lindsay Lohan: "She's very talented; she'd be great a as a Playboy bunny, if she stayed sober."
Brett and Lindsay dated briefly in 2006, when Lindsay was 20 and Brett was 37.
Director Brett Ratner, when asked what advice he'd give to Britney Spears: “I wouldn't. I don't want to be quoted about Britney.â€
Oh, silly Brett. Everyone has to get quoted about Britney this mont...
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
Okay, so you know how, on Top Chef, Tom Colicchio's always like, "You're a good chef, but we just don't see consistency out of you"???
HA HA HA HA HA.
So, um, on Monday, Michelin -- one of the premiere restaurant ranking agencies in the world -- took away one of Tom Colicchio's stars at his restaurant Craft.
"It doesn't mean that the chef has less talent. It's just that the consistency was not there," said Jean-Luc Naret, the director of the Mi...
Nine-year-old Alex Wolff, from the hit Nickelodeon series/movie The Naked Brothers Band, descends an escalator at a CD signing in NYC, followed by photogs and camera crews.
It just feels like such an iconic image to me.
He's nine.
And it is all I can do to stop myself from making a bitchy comment about his shoes.
How can one possibly expect a nine-year-old kid thrust into this sort of fame to develop a comprehensive and realistic picture of the way the world actually operat...
Ben Affleck's directorial debut, Gone Baby Gone, had its big LA premiere in Westwood on Monday night.
Ben knows full well that every film he's been involved with in the past few years has sucked hardcore.
This has to be good, Ben. ...
Diddy hit the streets with ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and their 10-month-old twin daughters, D'Lila Star and Jessie James.
The music mogul recently got word that DNA testing proved he was also the father of a 15-month-old little girl in Atlanta. "I will take care of her for the rest of her life," he said.
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