... on her tits!
Those things are HUGE now!!!
I want to get pregnant for the breasts!!
Melissa and her husband, rocker Mark Wilkerson, showed up at a charity event in LA on Saturday. The couple are expecting their second child around February. They already have one son, Mason. ...
Okay, so I got really bored on my drive home from my crazy San Diego weekend, and I decided to put on Britney Spears' In the Zone, for old time's sake.
I came across this track, Early Mornin', which I realize now basically foreshadows what was going to come in the following years.
Here's the opening line:
"Alright, I was a little late last night. Got a little messy. Can't be like that anymore ..."
And by the end she's like "Call all your boys, call all your girls, call all your friends. Let's do it again!"
Oh, Britney. You warned us! I'm sorry we didn't heed your cry for help. Then again, this was the same album on which you dedicated an entire song to masturbation, so it's possible we all just got distracted.
(And, yes, I know this isn't the actual music video for the song. She didn't do a video for this one, so this was the best compilation I could find on YouTube.) />
Okay, so I got really bored on my drive home from my crazy San Diego weekend, and I decided to put on Britney Spears' In the Zone, for old time's sake.
I came across this track, Early Mornin', which I realize now basically foreshadows what was going to come in the following years.
Here's the opening line:
"Alright, I was a little late last night. Got a little messy. Can't be like that anymore ..."
And by the end she's like "Call all your boys, call all your girls, call all your fr...
Okay, so he's not exactly a hottie, but, then again, he is Steve Wozniak, a co-founder of Apple.
So homeboy's fucking loaded.
Rock on, Kathy. You marry that shit, and you'll have the kind of money Paris Hilton can only dream about.
Wozniak's been married twice before, and he has two sons from his second marriage. And I would like to meet them. ...
Remember how scary his balding ass looked last week?
I guess Bruce Willis reads the gossip blogs, as he opted to wear a hat to the Rome premiere of Live Free or Die Hard.
Thank you, Bruce. Now let's never take it off again, okay? ...
The woman on the far right?
Is Cheri Oteri.
Yeah. That Cheri Oteri.
So weird.
At a GQ party for Brett Ratner's "Visions of Hollywood." Pete Wentz hosted....
Mazel tov to T.I., who won two BET awards mere hours after being arrested for paying his bodyguard to purchase multiple machine guns for him, without registering them. T.I. cannot legally purchase the guns because he is a convicted felon. And no one in this country can legally purchase a gun without registering it.
T.I. was taken into custody in a shopping center parking lot where federal officials said he planned to pick up machine guns and silencers he had his bodyguard buy for him.
...
I seriously doubt it, but News of the World says she is:
In recent months the wayward actress has squandered a staggering SEVEN MILLION DOLLARS on her wild partying.
And now the 21-year-old is so skint she can't afford her own place—and has become a lodger at a rich pal's mansion.
Her extravagant spending spree includes:
- A MILLION dollars on just one hotel bill
- $137,000 in rehab costs as she battles her hopeless addiction to drink and drugs
- THOUSANDS more in legal ...
WireImage caught some shots of Nicky backstage before the Chick show at LA Fashion Week on Sunday.
Once again, Mommy Hilton and Daddy Hilton were there, but Paris was a no-show. She'll probably take shit for it again, but I actually think Paris is avoiding Nicky's shows in order to let the shows be about Nicky.
It looks like a really cute line, to be honest. Girly, flirty, cutesy. I dig it.
Also: has anyone else noticed that Nicky's lost a ton of weight lately? Her legs are little st...
"In the beginning, part of wanting to be a director was just a natural extension of acting. But now this feels like what I am, or what I want to be. It's so satisfying and exhilarating. In fact, the central preoccupation of my life right now is trying to find another movie to direct."
Ben Affleck, whose directorial debut, Gone Baby Gone, opens on Friday. ...
What a weekend!
Saturday morning, the ever-fabulous MK from popbytes organized another one of his killer blogger brunches at Kate Mantilini (aka Kate Mantil-yummy!) in Bev Hills. It's always so much fun to hang out with the rest of the gossip blogger community. If you're a gossip blogger in the LA area, and you're not on his invite list, drop me a line and I'll make sure you're included next time.
Then it was off to San Diego, to hang out with my little sister (the one who researches phytoplankton at ...
Ugh.
So Samaire Armstrong, some nobody who did a few episodes of The O.C. and is now on the most-hyped show that no one's watching, Dirty Sexy Money, decided to go to some outpatient center for some of her bullshit and decided to have her rep issue a statement about it.
"Samaire Armstrong decided to enter an outpatient facility to deal with some personal issues in a therapeutic atmosphere and is doing very well. She continues to work on her show and will be completing her treatment in a ...
How old is he at this point? 58?* How is this dude still all pizza-faced?
It's a pity that Jessica Simpson just renewed her contract with ProActiv, because they need to get their little Stanford M.D. hands on this smarty-pants.
Remember when he was in Reality Bites? How awesome was that movie? "I am not acting like anything. I am calmly reading." I'm getting deja vu. Have I talked about this before?
Yup, I have.
Anyway, that movie was cool. Except when Ethan Hawke was kissing ...