Dude.
You're doing Broadway.
You said the following:
"I really couldn't have asked for a more wonderful group of people to work with. Let's not lie, the chance to work with legendary creative minds like Mike Nichols and Eric Idle is, on its own, a reason to jump at this opportunity."
Seriously, buddy? Why didn't you just say:
"I really couldn't be any gayer. Let's not lie, I know who Mike Nichols and Eric Idle are, and that makes me so unbelievably gay. Like, they may as well...
Megan Fox: still super hot. [FListed] Anyone who can turn "Panettiere" into "Panty-Wearer" deserves a link. [Ninja Dude] Who's Christina Ricci's new man? [Use My Computer] Shocker! Britney Spears doesn't write much of her own material. But she does pick out all her own wigs, apparently. [Derek Hail] Spencer Pratt thinks he's making the war in Iraq more bearable for the country. And, to some extent, I actually agree. Hm. [Agent Bedhead] Yeah, I'd totally bang Kelly Carlson. [Drunken Stepfather] Ellen Degeneres has a little breakdown on her show. [The Blemish] Anderson Cooper wants to get 'em while they're still young. [popbytes] Check out pics of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's Hamptons pad. [The Bosh] Tara Reid drunk photos never get boring. [Cityrag]
If you Ca(nada)n't wait for the next season of Project Runway in the U.S., check out some clips from the currently airing Project Runway Canada.
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From Page Six:
"GOSSIP Girl" stud Chance Crawford (who plays leading man Nate Archibald) found a girl in real life he could charm with bubbly and fancy parties. "American Idol" Carrie Underwood was on Crawford's arm Friday and Saturday nights. The twosome were spotted getting cozy at Marquee over champagne and strutting around a party at the Soho Grand, where a source said "she was being rude and nasty."
I thought Carrie was with Tony Romo, who's definitely a hottie, but Chace Crawfo...
Kim Kardashian's little sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, at the viewing party for Keeping Up With the Kardashians in Los Angeles on Sunday night.
How cute are these girls?
And how cute is it going to be when they hit the club scene and start sucking on carrots?
Perhaps on film?
My job will never get dull.
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No, that's not a picture of his fiancee -- "recent culinary school graduate" Nicole Jaracz (I guess if you're gonna marry Drew Carey you gotta know how to cook) -- but it is a photo of Drew and none other than Kate Walsh! These photos are from 1998, when she accompanied him to the premiere of Godzilla. Craziness, right?
I couldn't find a pic of Nicole, but Drew proposed October 9. This will be the first marriage for both.
Things are going just splendidly for Drew and Kate these days! ...
I thought pregnancy was supposed to be good for your hair.
Yes, it's been a little windy in LA, but that is no excuse for her hair looking like this.
Flyaways?
Check.
Greasy?
Yup.
Uneven?
That too.
She just generally doesn't look too happy to be at the premiere for her new film, Things We Lost in the Fire.
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She showed up to Elle's Women in Hollywood event looking nothing short of stunning.
I love love looooove that dress. If anyone just randomly wants to get me a present, find out who did her dress and buy it for me. It stands out in a crowd without being obnoxious.
She just looks so perfect here.
I love it!
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We've known forever that the original Mrs. Trump was going to get engaged to her longtime boyfriend, Rossano Rubicondi, but the two formally announced it on Monday night.
See, this is the way to live. I want the freaking AP photo service to be there when I announce my engagement. Because then I will know I am important.
Her kids, Donald Jr. and Ivanka, were there to celebrate with her. No sign of The Donald.
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The singer turned 27 on October 13, and celebrated in Atlanta with pals Nelly and Jermaine Dupri.
Wow, 27 whole years without a DUI, a crotch shot or a SCRAM bracelet. And somewhere in all that legal, respectable activity, she managed to win a Grammy and be the first female to have three singles in the Billboard Hot 100 in the same week.
Tragically, this means the only time we write about her is on her birthday.
Oh well. Still better than jail. Or is it?
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Go ahead.
Tell me I'm wrong.
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No, that's not her mugshot, it's just a pic of her goofing around on Monday. We should have the mugshot by Tuesday morning.
Britney Spears turned herself in to the Van Nuys jail today, where she has an outstanding warrant for her hit and run earlier this summer.
According to LAPD:
"At approximately 9:25 PM Miss Britney Spears checked into the Van Nuys County Jail for a court ordered booking. She was put through standard booking procedures which included booking photographs, fingerprinting...