Jennifer Lopez -- who's currently battling Christina Aguilera for the title of Worst-Kept Pregnancy Secret -- won't be pleased with designer Roberto Cavalli, responded with this when People magazine asked what types of clothes he designs for celebs:
"Well Jennifer Lopez, at this moment, she requests something very special because she is waiting for the baby. It is so complicated because every week she is getting bigger."
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Paris Hilton hits up some Russian fashion shows. [Daily Stab] Mario Lopez in a Speedo. [Holy Candy] Is JLo's record company going to dump her for spending more than she earns? [DListed] Pete Wentz: Fall Down Boy. [SOW ] Nip/Tuck Season 3 premiere tonight ... I knew MK would be all over this. [popbytes] More pics of Unfitney out partying last night. [Warship] Gwen Stefani helps out the San Diego fire victims. [Gabsmash] Vince Vaughn weighs in on Santa Claus. Man, it's almost that season already, isn't it? [The Blemish] Kelly Osbourne's boobs + Naomi Campbell's face? [CityRag]
Hey, Victoria, where are your cheeks?
I still can't see them!
Can you just point them out to me? They're not really, ya know, delineated. Maybe if you put something on them? Like bright pink powder. Real heavy. All over the entire side of your face. Maybe then I could figure out where your cheeks were.
Oh, that's better. I can see them.
Okay, I'm going to start hunting for your lips now. ...
"One thing I do want to make clear is that she's not a stage mom. People are so accusatory toward her and so judgmental of her, and it just drives me crazy because I know the real her."
Lorilee Craker, the ghostwriter behind Lynne Spears' forthcoming parenting book, on her experiences with Britney's mom. ...
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The remains of Mrs. Brad Pitt showed up at the International Women's Media Foundation's Courage in Journalism awards in Beverly Hills on Tuesday.
Angie, honey, I promise you can sufficiently appreciate the plight of the starving Africans without actually emulating their lifestyle.
Eat, dear. ...
We do not see enough of Meg Ryan.
How adorable is she?
I love love LOVE the long hair. She looks GREAT!
I remember in middle school someone told me that if you want to know if you should date a guy, you ask him if he'd rather date Drew Barrymore or Meg Ryan. If he says Meg Ryan, he's a keeper. If he says Drew Barrymore, ditch him. Shows you how long ago my ass went to middle school. That was when Drew Barrymore was still all strung out and flashing Dave Letterman, and Meg Ryan hadn't ...
Taking random dudes' cocks all up in you?
No big deal.
Peeing with the commoners?
For shame!
Sure, she'll have sex on camera without batting an eye, but Jenna Jameson won't use a bathroom in front of others. While boxing legend Lennox Lewis gave training tips to Jameson's boyfriend, Tito Ortiz, at Room Service, the porn star asked to be escorted by security to a private restroom. Later, Jameson dirty-danced for Ortiz before they shared a passionate kiss.
Maybe her vagina's just s...
Some important notes from the legal filing:
[The parenting coach] makes it clear that she feels [Britney] loves her children and the children are bonded to [Britney]. However ... [the coach] expressed concern that many of [Britney's] interactions with the children are not child-centered ... [and Britney] did not fully engage with the children when she interacted with them ... [the parenting coach says that] "It seems that her choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given t...
Fran. Drescher.
You know what?
I'm gonna be nice here. I mean, I'm sure she's had more work done than Jenna Jameson's vagina, but she really looks good. She looks about twenty-damn-five years old. I want her plastic surgeon's number.
Rock on, Franny. ...
From a tipster:
I was surprised today when Tony Romo was kissing a pretty brunette woman when he finished his press conference about his new 67 million dollar contract. People there said the same woman was at the game he played the Sunday before last, leaving in his SUV. After being linked very recently with Sophia Bush and then partying with Britney, I am wondering if this woman lives in a hole and doesn't hear what all he is up to or maybe she has 67 million reasons not to care.
Romo --...
She's got a talk show. She's got ANTM. She's got modeling gigs. And now it looks like Warner Bros wants to expand their relationship with Tyra, signing her to executive produce a series of direct-to-DVD films based on the popular young adult Clique novels.
"I've been a mean girl and I've been teased, so I identify with both sides of it," Banks told Daily Variety. "This is very much my brand, especially as teenage girls are dedicated to watching both my shows."
Variety also says:
The...