Look, I couldn't even get through two minutes of the preview for Mischa Barton's new movie, Finding t.A.T.u., about "two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, [who] fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder."
But if you're a die-hard Mischa fan, or you just want to watch her making out with a chick, maybe you'll get through the whole thing. If you do, let me know if something interesting happens in the last two minutes.
Honestly, Mischa, is this what you've been reduced to? Damn, girl, get a new agent. Or lay off the weed and start reading your own damn scripts. This looks awful.
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Look, I couldn't even get through two minutes of the preview for Mischa Barton's new movie, Finding t.A.T.u., about "two teenage girls, Janie who is American and Lana who is Russian, [who] fall in love after meeting at a t.A.T.u concert and are swept into a dangerous world of obsession, drug abuse and murder."
But if you're a die-hard Mischa fan, or you just want to watch her making out with a chick, maybe you'll get through the whole thing. If you do, let me know if something interesting hap...
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The LAPD is saying today that they will not release Britney Spears' mug shot from Monday's booking.
Fuck that.
They may not release it, but that doesn't mean it won't be leaked.
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Woo hoo to Kylie Minogue, who premiered her documentary film, White Diamond, in London on Tuesday.
The film follows Kylie's battle with and recovery from cancer.
And what better outfit for the occasion than a sparkling white dress.
She looks amazing!
Sister Danni was there as well.
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Just when you thought anyone was immune from the nip-slip seeking eyes of the paparazzi, we get these shots of Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling at a reading at Hollywood's Kodak Theater, where her dress slipped down and revealed her bra.
Rowling blushed and quickly recovered from the incident.
I want to tell you all that I did pause briefly before writing this article, and I thought to myself, "Is this what my life has come to? Am I actually going to exploit a photo of the bra of a re...
"I find it very heartbreaking that my children want to paint a bad guy portrait of me. I feel it comes from their inability to let go of years of programmed anger from their mother, who understandably felt quite hurt when we divorced. In all truth, I tried to give him and their mother continuous love and support and large sums of money. God knows, for years I've tried to mend this relationship. Perhaps the trauma of their mother's passing has made it worse."
Angelina Jolie's estranged fathe...
He hasn't done much, ya know, acting lately (that's actually not true -- he gets plenty of roles, just not on shows that stay on the air for any discernible period of time), but he sure is hot still. He doesn't look like he's aged a day since the Party of Five era.
The only difference is he's married now to some hooker named Kelley, who you might remember from The Real World: New Orleans.
Is she pregnant or is her belly just fat?
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Everyone who's anyone in London showed up on Tuesday night for the launch of the Christmas line of Kate Moss's Topshop line.
It's like the more heroin this girl injects, the more people want to buy things from her. No wonder she doesn't want to quit.
Celebs who showed up include Simon Cowell, Jade Jagger, Elle Macpherson, Lily Allen, Naomi Campbell, and Sophie Dahl.
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The host of The Colbert Report announced his candidacy on his show Tuesday night.
"I shall seek the office of the President of the United States," he said. "After nearly 15 minutes of soul-searching, I have heard the call."
Colbert 2008!!!...
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Does anyone else notice that whenever they have their fabulous little lunches and dinners, the food always comes a mere 30 seconds after Lauren sits down?
She doesn't even have to order!
They just know.
Seriously. Lauren shows up to meet Jen Bunny. Thirty seconds later, so does her sandwich. Jen shows up to meet Heidi. Thirty seconds later, so do her eggs. No ordering, no waiting, no nothing. Do you know how long it takes me to get a sandwich in Hollywood? Sometimes it takes 10 minutes ...