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Jesus Christ, Donald Trump's granddaughter has a comb-over. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Check out my take on last night's episode of Gossip Girl. [Film.com]

Uh, didn't Lucy Lawless used to be hot? And not, you know, Paula Poundstone? [Agent Bedhead]

Hey, guess who looks good naked? Yup, Eva Mendes! [Flisted]

Did Jen Aniston finally lay into Brad? [popbytes]

Ben Affleck puts baseball before career. [Mollygood]

Eva Longoria's repping Bebe Sport. Bebe is still around? [Gabby Babble]

Katie Holmes: Still not pregnant. Come on, folks. This girl's never been pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]

It's funny when models fall on the runway. It's even funnier when they fall through holes in the runway. [Celebslam]

I don't know who Minka Kelly is, but I sure do know what her underwear looks like now. [Drunken Stepfather]

/>Jesus Christ, Donald Trump's granddaughter has a comb-over. [Celebrity Baby Scoop] Check out my take on last night's episode of Gossip Girl. [Film.com] Uh, didn't Lucy Lawless used to be hot? And not, you know, Paula Poundstone? [Agent Bedhead] Hey, guess who looks good naked? Yup, Eva Mendes! [Flisted] Did Jen Aniston finally lay into Brad? [popbytes] Ben Affleck puts baseball before career. [Mollygood] Eva Longoria's repping Bebe Sport. Bebe is still around? [Gabby Babble] Katie Holmes: Still not pregnant...

Look! We’re Paying Attention to Kristen Bell Again!

For the second time today! That's crazy talk! She didn't even have to get a DUI!!! We need to stop handing out these freebies, I think. No more publicity without a DUI first. I'm putting my foot down ... after this. Anyway, check out her debut on Heroes. (The episode airs Monday, but we've got this sneak peak for you.) /> For the second time today! That's crazy talk! She didn't even have to get a DUI!!! We need to stop handing out these freebies, I think. No more publicity without a DUI first. I'm putting my foot down ... after this. Anyway, check out her debut on Heroes. (The episode airs Monday, but we've got this sneak peak for you.)...

I Guess John Goodman Was at Promises …

John Goodman was in Rehab at Promises, Checked Out It's alcoholism day, kids!!! Oh, who am I kidding? Every day is alcoholism day around here! If it weren't for alcoholism and drug addiction, my ass would be out of a job. Thank you, alcoholism!! Anyway, John Goodman managed to quietly slip in and out of Promises, and, for some reason, he issued a statement through his rep about it today. "For my family and myself, I voluntarily took the necessary steps to remain sober the rest of my life," he said. Well, good for you, John! ...

The Lohan Curse Continues

linds_black1.jpg Well, I don't know if it's a "curse" so much as it's "alcoholism," but another member of the Lohan clan has been busted on DUI. ANOTHER member of Lindsay Lohan's family has been busted for DWI and drugs. Her uncle, Matthew Sullivan, was allegedly caught drunk and in possession of marijuana by Long Island cops. Sullivan, 46, of Merrick, was stopped by state troopers on Meadowbrook Parkway on Oct. 3 just before 11 p.m. Eric Phillips, a spokesman for Nassau DA Kathleen Rice, told The Post's Kiera...

Britney Loses Visitation Rights with Kids

britney11.jpg Ugh. I'm not even excited about these stories any more. This is just so sad. A judge on Thursday revoked Britney's visitations rights with her children, because she refused to provide the drug testing facility with contact information so they could reach her to conduct the random drug tests. So, basically, either Britney just doesn't think the law applies to her, or she values her drug use above her children. Or maybe both. I don't know. But it's horrible when you consider that there ...

Quotables

pam1.jpg "I left the table and Errol (Lyon, Anderson's driver) played in my place. I came back to find myself $250,000 in the hole to Rick! Rick, being the gentleman, said he would wipe my debt if I gave him a kiss, so I have to thank Vegas for our relationship switching gears! It evolved into spending every day — and then nights — together." Pamela Anderson, who wed Salomon -- the same guy who tried to stick a champagne bottle up Paris Hilton's snatch on camera -- in Las Vegas earlier...

My Lesbian Girlfriend Thinks You Should Stay in School

Jaslene Gonzalez from Americas Next Top Model at 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance “Stay In School” Event ANTM winner Jaslene Gonzalez -- who some of you might also recognize as the lesbian love of my life -- made an appearance at the 2nd Annual Entertainers 4 Education Alliance Stay In School event. Look at my girlfriend, always do-gooding! I sure do know how to pick women. Although whoever did her make-up for this needed to stay in beauty school another year or so. I am not digging the nude lipstick with the rest of the look. It doesn't do her chin any favors. ...