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nas.jpg "We're taking power from the word. No disrespect to none of them who were part of the civil rights movement, but some ... in the streets don't know who (civil rights activist) Medgar Evers was ... they know who Nas is. And to my older people who don't know who Nas is and who don't know what a street disciple is, stay outta this motherfucking conversation. We'll talk to you when we're ready. Right now, we're on a whole new movement. We're taking power from that word." Nas, whose upcoming album ...

Britney’s Still a Moron

britney_cry23.jpg I don't have it in my to summarize or be snarky about these stories anymore, but it's my job to bring them to you. TMZ has learned that Britney Spears stood up her parenting coach yesterday, and apparently, it's the last straw for the coach. Sources say Britney had a scheduled time to meet the coach yesterday at her Malibu home. The coach made the trek, but no Britney. We're told during the hearing earlier this week, the coach phoned in and asked the Commissioner if she could end the ho...

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Isla Fisher Gives Birth to Baby Girl "There is no way I am going to worry about missing out on work or the pressure to lose weight. At the moment I am not even planning any work. As far as I am concerned I am fully booked up in my personal life and I can't see beyond that. I plan on just colouring in books. I'll focus on that for the next few years." Isla Fisher, who gave birth to a baby girl on Wednesday night. The baby daddy is her fiance, Sacha Baron Cohen (aka Borat). ...

Britney Spears Runs Over Paparazzo’s Foot

Funny video. But why's Britney covering her mouth the whole time? She didn't want the world to see her collagen injections. That's so strange. Britney usually seems fine letting the world see her, um, lips. /> Funny video. But why's Britney covering her mouth the whole time? She didn't want the world to see her collagen injections. That's so strange. Britney usually seems fine letting the world see her, um, lips. ...

Chloe Sevigny Is Running Out of Ideas

Chloe Sevigny at Opening Night of Pygmalion on Broadway Are those shorts? Are they, Chloe? Are you just running out of ways to be weird? Chloe Sevigny wore a lovely pair of shorts to the opening of Pygmalion on Broadway on Thursday night. I think we need to help Chloe out here. Does anyone have suggestions for her? What if you showed up to your next event with a boa constrictor wrapped around your neck? Too Britney Spears? Have you considered wearing scrubs? I hear Katherine Heigl has her own line of them now. What if you wore a bikini as underwear? Still too Britney Spear...

Okay, The Weirdest Fucking Group of People Showed Up to the Victoria’s Secret Party in Beverly Hills on Thursday Night

Paris Hilton at Victoria’s Secret Phi Beta PINK Party in Beverly Hills, Pictures, Photos I don't even know what to make of this. My head's kind of exploding right now. Paris Hilton. David Hasselhoff. Matthew Perry. Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. Rumer Willis. Lacey Chabert. Tila Tequila. Lydia Hearst. Aubrey O'Day. Aubrey O'Day's extensions. Cory Kennedy. (Everyone's favorite teenage heroin addict!) I don't even know which joke to make first. It's overwhelming!!! I want to write an entire short story about this night!! Or film a season of The Surreal Life...

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Blake Lively Says Brad and Angelina Poop, Too "It is a crazy and completely insane business. I'll go to an event wearing some designer gown and tens of thousands of dollars in jewels that were lent to me for the night, and I'll walk around and meet people who I always thought were such a big deal...Stars really are like anyone else. At the end of the day, Brad Pitt poops -- as handsome as he may be--and so does Angelina Jolie. I'm still baffled by how odd this job is." Gossip Girl's Blake Lively, to CosmoGirl I think Blake may be my...