A fresh-from-rehab Joanie "Chyna" Laurer poses with Captain Morgan at the Spike Scream Awards in LA on Friday.
You know, I've seen more than one celeb in my life politely decline to be photographed with alcohol or anything alcohol-related, even when it's an alcohol sponsoring the party. I was at a party once sponsored by Anheuser-Busch, whose PR folks desperately wanted to get a photo of Nick Cannon with a Budweiser, and he was just like, "No way. You can get as many photos of me as you wa...
David Copperfield's being investigated for raping a woman in the Bahamas. Too bad he didn't think to make her disappear once he was done. (I know, I know. Easy joke. Sorry. Rape is not funny. But David Copperfield rape? A little funny, guys. Admit it.) [Celebslam] T.I.'s not getting out of jail just yet. [Bossip] Hilary Duff shakes her ass. [The Blemish] Check out the Eva Mendes sex scene from We Own the Night. [Ninja Dude] Ah, the Lindsay Lohan side-boob. How we missed thee. [Drunken Stepfather ] Scarlett Johansson is a good person. [Derek Hail] Shar Jackson may not have won Kevin Federline, but she did win Celebrity Rap Superstar. [Cele|bitchy]
Poor Britney.
Oh, wait, no.
Poor Britney's children. />...
So we're leaving Shag in Hollywood last night, due to the tragic lack of hot men there that night, and we're waiting for the valet to bring our car around, when I spot this dude getting into the VIP line.
"This is retarded," I tell my girls. "Just when we're leaving, the hottest guy I've seen in forever shows up here."
My friends gave me shit. "He's not that hot!" they say. "You're crazy!" They start laughing at me and shaking their heads. But I stick to my guns. "That guy is gorgeous...
At some video game party in NYC Friday night with Jeffrey Ross.
This dude fucked Jen Aniston and Courteney Cox. Figure that one out, kids. ...
Ugh.
What the fuck is this, Paris? It's not like I expect brilliant fashion decisions out of you, but this is sad. Even for you, dear.
At a Rock & Republic party at Chateau Marmont Friday night.
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"Oh, my god. The fan fiction!"
Harry Potter author JK Rowling, after admitting at a Carnegie Hall appearance that character Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwarts, is gay....
Michael Clark Duncan and Amanda Bynes both show off their footprints at some charity event at the Turks and Caicos Film Festival on Friday.
Is there anywhere that doesn't have a film festival?
I live in near-constant fear that one of these days I'm gonna wake up to 8000 people knocking on my door.
"Why are you here?" I'll ask.
"The film festival," they'll say.
"Which film festival?"
"The one in your living room. The Evil Beet Living Room Film Festival. Didn't you see the a...
And, as an American, perhaps it's up to me.
Prince William is losing his hair.
It's going fast.
Sorry, but it is.
He's still a good guy though -- chatting it up with Naval families in the UK on Friday.
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So here's who we've got confirmed so far:
1) Omarosa. Who's, like, a Z-list celebrity because she was on the Apprentice. ALso I think this makes her the first and only two-time Apprentice contestant.
2) Lennox Lewis
3) Gene Simmons
4) Tito Ortiz (Jenna Jameson's boyfriend)
5) Stephen Baldwin
6) Carol Alt
7) Vinny Pastore (from The Sopranos)
8) John Cena
9) Marilu Henner
So, um, no Paris. No Lindsay. No Britney. None of the people that Donald Trump said he planned...
From Page Six:
THE anticipated presence of Chelsea Clinton and her parents at an Oct. 27 wedding in Washington, D.C., has the planners in a tizzy. Chelsea's childhood best friend, Nicole Davison, is marrying hedge-fund analyst Michael Fox. Chelsea, the maid of honor, will be there with her parents. Guests are being warned not to bother Bill and Hillary Clinton. When the ex-president hosted the couple's engagement party at his Chappaqua home, some guests were told to be on their "best behavior" an...
From the AP:
British singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse was arrested in Norway for marijuana possession and held overnight, a police official said Friday.
Winehouse, her husband Blake Fielder-Civil and a third person were released at around 7:00 a.m. Friday after paying $715 in fines, Prosecutor Lars Morten Lothe said.
The trio were arrested shortly after 6 p.m. at a hotel in Bergen in southwestern Norway, where Winehouse is on a European tour, after a tip to police.
"They were found...