Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Pink’s Marriage on the Rocks?

Pink May Be Getting a Divorce from Carey Hart From the NY Daily News: Well-placed sources tell us that pop star Pink's marriage is on its last legs. Apparently, when the singer married her biker beau, Carey Hart, she took a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy and agreed to let him have his fun when she's away on tour. But she's changed her mind now that her biological clock has started ticking. "Divorce is just around the corner," says our mole. "Carey has this one blond in particular that he takes everywhere, even public appearances. But Pink...

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Rumer Willis holding hands ... with Daddy? [A Socialite's Life]

A preggers JLo and Marc Anthony rock LA. [popbytes]

The Malibu fire threatens to destroy a bunch of celeb homes. [Celebslam ]

Tara Reid hospitalized for liver damage? It's about time! [Cele|bitchy]

Britney dances with a cigarette as Malibu burns. [Ninja Dude]

Happy birthday, Kim Kardashian? How's about you dress slutty for the occasion? [Celebrity Smack]

Vanessa Williams and Vince Vaughn? Ewww. [Gabby Babble]

God save us all. Paris Hilton wants to be cryogenically frozen after she dies. [Agent Bedhead]

Hey ladies! Now you too can pee standing up! [Jezebel]

/>Rumer Willis holding hands ... with Daddy? [A Socialite's Life] A preggers JLo and Marc Anthony rock LA. [popbytes] The Malibu fire threatens to destroy a bunch of celeb homes. [Celebslam ] Tara Reid hospitalized for liver damage? It's about time! [Cele|bitchy] Britney dances with a cigarette as Malibu burns. [Ninja Dude] Happy birthday, Kim Kardashian? How's about you dress slutty for the occasion? [Celebrity Smack] Vanessa Williams and Vince Vaughn? Ewww. [Gabby Babble] God save us all. Paris Hilton...

Zac Efron Isn’t a Teenager Anymore :(

zac_halo1.jpg Last week was very exciting for the scrumptious High School Musical star Zac Efron, as he turned 20 years old. More importantly however, it was a tough week for me and many other people. Since our starry eyed hunk is no longer a teenager he falls on the hotness scale from about a 8.75 to a measly 6. This SUCKS. Consider the Olsen twins, no one talks about how hot these identical twins are anymore. Why, you ask? It's simple, once we all threw our countdown-to-legal calendars in the gutter, they...

Fess Up, Guys. Who Told Paris Hilton That Toronto Was in Mexico?

Paris Hilton hosts at Guvernment in Toronto, canada Par-Par showed up to host a night at Guvernment, a club in Toronto (where I believe she's currently filming that Repo thing), dressed like a mariachi. Apparently they also let her name the club. "I want to call it Government!" she exclaimed. "G-U-V-E..." Anyway, telling Paris Hilton that Toronto is in Mexico was a mean joke, you guys! But if you're going to play it, I hope you at least told her that "puta" means "beer" in Spanish. ...

Brittny Gastineau: Pro-Ana and Proud!

Is Brittny Gastineau Anorexic? Backstage at Heatherette Show Kim Kardashian's new BFF is starving herself and loving it! FRIENDS of ex-reality star Brittny Gastineau are worried over her drastic weight loss. "She's trying to get her modeling career off the ground, and she's only 105 pounds now," said a friend of the 5-foot-11 star of "Gastineau Girls." When she walked in the Heatherette show in L.A. on the other night, "Everyone was commenting on how emaciated she looked." Scarily, the bony brunette told Jay Leno's "Ross the Intern" that "anorexia" is how she stayed thin. Okay, I know the camera ad...

Celebs and Their Kids: Still Cute!

Christopher Meloni from Law & Order with His Son Dante and His Daughter Sophia at Children Affected by Aids Foundation’s Dream Halloween Okay, so total hottie Chris Meloni (Evil T once grinded on his lap -- long story, and I promise his wife's okay with it) took his two kiddos to an event where he and his wife, Sherman, were honored, the Children Affected by Aids Foundation’s Dream Halloween. How cute are they??? James Gandolfini showed up with his wife, Marcy, and son Michael, who's wearing about the cutest costume I've ever seen. Plus we've got new shots of Kelly Ripa and her son Michael leaving a birthday party in NYC. ...

Blind Items!

1) WHICH kinky fashion writer shocked guests recently when she asked her billionaire husband's pre-teen daughter - in front of company - to rehash the time the girl walked in on the couple in a compromising bedroom position? 2) WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her "all-natural" image? Friends say the down-home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections? 3) WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star's homosexuality? They have made him pair up with his leading lady, whom he couldn't care less about. Let's hear your guesses!!! (Particularly about #3) [source] />1) WHICH kinky fashion writer shocked guests recently when she asked her billionaire husband's pre-teen daughter - in front of company - to rehash the time the girl walked in on the couple in a compromising bedroom position? 2) WHICH dimpled Hollywood mommy is betraying her "all-natural" image? Friends say the down-home actress is becoming addicted to lip collagen injections? 3) WHICH movie studio is desperately trying to hide its latest star's homosexuality? They have made him pair up with...

Kid Rock Arreszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Kid Rock Arrested at a Fucking Waffle House in Atlanta, This Guy is a Genius, People Oops, did I fall asleep writing that headline? Sorry, it's just that anything having to do with Kid Pebble is so unbelievably fucking boring to me. He got arrested at a fucking Waffle House in Atlanta for getting into a fight with some people over what I'm sure is something retarded. Like they didn't pass the syrup fast enough. Kid Rock is such a tool. I want him to go away. I'm tired of covering his stupid bullshit. I mean, seriously, a fist fight at a Waffle House? Why don't y...

George Clooney to Manage an Energy Company?

George Clooney to Manage Swiss Energy Company Figure this one out, kids: George Clooney will become an executive board member of a new Swiss energy company that will develop environmentally friendly techniques for car motors and other devices, the billionaire who is setting up the firm said Saturday. The new company will have different branches doing research and development in the clean production of hydrogen, solar energy and fuel cells, said Nicolas Hayek, chairman of the Swatch Group. "First I hesitated between Al Gore and Cl...