Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Kelly Slater: Rebound King

Kelly Slater Dating Bar Rafaeli After She Broke Up with Leonardo DiCaprio So, if you haven't heard by now, Leo DiCaprio and Bar Rafael are dunzo. So who's Bar banging now? None other than pro surfer Kelly Slater. Who, many folks have pointed out, is also who Giselle Bundchen jumped into bed with after she split with the What's Eating Gilbert Grape star. (Sorry, but everyone else is referring to him as the Titanic star when they write that sentence, and I wanted to be different.) Isn't this also the same dude Cameron Diaz ran to when she split with Justin ...

David Beckham Voted Top Man of 2007

David Beckham AskMen Top 49 Men of 2007 Congrats to David Beckham, who headed up AskMen.com's list of Top 49 Men of 2007. Global soccer icon David Beckham became the $250-million man when he (and wife Victoria) moved to Beverly Hills to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy of the MLS. Between his tremendous talent, English charm, stylish wardrobe, and slick haircuts, Becks is single-handedly making soccer relevant stateside. Um, if David Beckham made soccer relevant stateside, someone forgot to send me the memo. Did anyone else...

Why Did Marie Osmond Pass Out on Live TV?

Everyone's running this video, but can we talk about the why? I mean, did you notice that no one on set seemed particularly surprised when she passed out? Does this happen often? Does she have a medical condition? Other possibilities: - Dress too tight - Eating disorder (or recent crash dieting) - DRUGS!!! Let's brainstorm, people!!! This is where gossip gets FUN!!! /> Everyone's running this video, but can we talk about the why? I mean, did you notice that no one on set seemed particularly surprised when she passed out? Does this happen often? Does she have a medical condition? Other possibilities: - Dress too tight - Eating disorder (or recent crash dieting) - DRUGS!!! Let's brainstorm, people!!! This is where gossip gets FUN!!!...

Heidi Fleiss’s Stud Farm is Rearing to Go!

Heidi Fleiss’s Nevada Male Brothel, the Stud Farm, is Hiring, Plans to Open in Less Than Two Months! Heidi Fleiss's male brothel in Nevada has been open to applicants for quite some time. I know this because I came upon the Stud Farm's website last month while trying to convince another company to pay me to visit the Bunny Ranch and write about it. (That didn't fly. I still love Cathouse, though.) Anyway, the application has just been updated with this line: We plan to open 40 to 60 days from now. That's less than two months, ladies! And lest you boys be getting excited, note that it also contains this l...

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Tom Cruise holds his daughter like a football. [IBBB]

What were the results of Michelle Rodriguez's drug test? [ICYDK]

Roseanne is the latest in a long line of celebs to give Britney some unsolicited advice. [I'm Not Obsessed]

Check out Kid Rock's mugshots. [CityRag]

Now this is how you do tits in a dress. [Drunken Stepfather]

Check out some enthralling video of Lindsay Lohan shopping. [The Bosh]

Was Pam Anderson pregnant -- and then not pregnant -- before her quickie wedding? [POTP]

Is Hollywood going on strike? Sign me up as a scab! [Pajiba]

Hey, you'd be happy to get detained at customs, too, if it meant you got to bone Bar Rafaeli. [FListed]

/>Tom Cruise holds his daughter like a football. [IBBB] What were the results of Michelle Rodriguez's drug test? [ICYDK] Roseanne is the latest in a long line of celebs to give Britney some unsolicited advice. [I'm Not Obsessed] Check out Kid Rock's mugshots. [CityRag] Now this is how you do tits in a dress. [Drunken Stepfather] Check out some enthralling video of Lindsay Lohan shopping. [The Bosh] Was Pam Anderson pregnant -- and then not pregnant -- before her quickie wedding? [POTP] Is Hollywood going on strike? Sign me up as a scab! [Pajiba] Hey, you'd be happy ...

Fun with YouTube: Jordin Sparks “Tattoo”



















If you hadn't noticed, it's a really slow news day. So I've been jamming out to the catchy new Jordin Sparks single, Tattoo, and absolutely loving it, so I decided to check YouTube to see if she'd done a video for it. She hasn't, but everyone else on the planet has. Some are better than others. So I've created this fine selection of different renditions of "Tattoo" for you all to enjoy. Also, I can't figure out how to make all the little videos appear in a horizontal line. If anyone out there is a Wordpress/YouTube guru and wants to send over a tip, I'm just an email away at evilbeet@gmail.com. Got it! Thanks Moshu! /> If you hadn't noticed, it's a really slow news day. So I've been jamming out to the catchy new Jordin Sparks single, Tattoo, and absolutely loving it, so I decided to check YouTube to see if she'd done a video for it. She hasn't, but everyone else on the planet has. Some are better than others. So I've created this fine selection of different renditions of "Tattoo" for you all to enjoy. Also, I can't figure out how to make all the little videos appear in a horizontal...

There’s a Part of Me That Wants to Give Britney Shit About Eating Ice Cream

Britney Spears Wears Uggs and Eats Ice Cream from Cold Stone Creamery, Pictures, Photos But you know what? Her weight is the least of her problems right now. Those extensions should be #1 on her list of "Things to Fix." Second, the drug and alcohol problem. And then, if she has time, getting further custody of her children. But let's take care of 1 and 2 first. It's in the children's best interest. No one wants the Mommy with the awful extensions and the drug problem. ...