Model/heiress Lydia Hearst and on-and-off boyfriend Cisco Adler have gone and got matching tattoos! How does this guy land chicks like this??? This is the same guy who’s hooked up with Mischa Barton and Paris Hilton, among others.
They each got a skeleton key design engraved on them early last week, before showing up in costume (she as Wonder Woman, he in drag) to a tequila-soaked pre-Halloween bash at Los Angeles nightclub Hyde.
“Lydia cryptically said that they are a symbol of a new way of life,” a friend explained.
Money can buy all the skeleton key tattoos in the world, but I guess it still can’t buy class.
Cisco Adler must have sold his soul and the only visible downside was a low slung nutsack. There is no other logical explaination.
Or maybe he found the only copy of “The Universal Index to Women Who REALLY Like Teabagging.”