Today's Evil Beet Gossip

DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE DROPPED ACID TODAY

This will fuck your shit up if you’re tripping right now. (Also, please, stop doing expense reports.)

This is the trailer for Paris Hilton’s new movie, Repo! The Genetic Opera.

It looks like it sucks, but it looks like it sucks in that amazing, campy sort of way, like it’s the perfect thing to have on in the background while you’re playing quarters chandelier and doing shots in between your turns because you’re not good enough at quarters to get as drunk as you wanna get. Not that I have any personal experience with that. Anyway, if that’s what the director was going for, Paris Hilton was an ideal casting choice.

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  • WITH ALL THAT YOUR MOM & DAD HAVE ,YOU DONT NEED TO TAG ALONE WITH ANY BODY……….YOU HAVE EVERY THING AT YOUR FEET.. .BE YOU ……AND BE REAL …AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW………..AND THE REASON…….MOVIES STARS…..AND THE ELITE………DONT REALLY WANT TO BE AROUND YOU…….IS BEACUSE YOUR NOT YOU…THEY FEEL YOU ARE TRYING TO BE WHAT YOUR NOT……….BE PARIS…….AND LET THE HILTONS BE AN NAME OF HONOR THAT THE REST WILL REPECT.EVEN DOWN TO THE LAST FAMILY MEMBER..YOU FEEL ME?……IAM DOWN TO EARTH…….I DONT FLY WERE IAM NOT WANTED……COME DOWN EARTH AND BE YOU.HOLLA BACK ON MY WEB-SITE………IF YOU HAVE THE TIME

  • MY FIRST COMMENT IS REAL NOT TO HURT, BUT ITS AN WAKE-UP CALL YOU KNOW, THE ONES YOU HAVE IN YOUR FAMILY HOTEL…….TO LET THE PARTY KNOW ITS TIME TO DO WHATEVER……..NOW ITS TIME FOR YOUR WAKE-UP CALL…YOU BETTER THAN HOW SOME PEOPLE SEE’S YOU SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???????HEY YOU DO WHAT EVER.IAM AN MAN WHO DONT LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE LABLE WHAT THEY ARE NOT……AND YOU ARE NOT BAD IN PUBLIC…..NOT LIKE SOME PEOPLE WE SEE ON THE RED CARPET