Who’d You Rather?

Michael Clark Duncan and Amanda Bynes both show off their footprints at some charity event at the Turks and Caicos Film Festival on Friday.

Is there anywhere that doesn’t have a film festival?

I live in near-constant fear that one of these days I’m gonna wake up to 8000 people knocking on my door.

“Why are you here?” I’ll ask.

“The film festival,” they’ll say.

“Which film festival?”

“The one in your living room. The Evil Beet Living Room Film Festival. Didn’t you see the arrivals on WireImage?”

“Ugh.”