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Britney Knew Lance Bass Was Gay Before You Did

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Well, Britney knew Lance Bass was gay before you did, if you’re retarded and blind. Otherwise, you should have known Lance Bass was gay, like, the first time you saw an interview with him. One of my sorority sisters used to be obsessed with Lance. The mere mention of his name would cause her to go all red in the face and jump up and down. I was like, “Sweetheart, you do realize he is incredibly gay?” but she wasn’t hearing it.

She was Canadian, for what it’s worth.

Anyway:

LANCE Bass came out to Britney Spears before he told many of his other friends he was gay because he felt bad for her – and it was the last time they spoke. In a Q&A with Mickey Rapkin of GQ, Bass related, “It was the night of her first wedding, actually. I was in Vegas with her, her dancers, her manager, and my boyfriend at the time . . . Her manager had already gotten rid of [her first husband] Jason [Alexander] – they’d flown him home. Britney was upset about what she had done. I felt bad for her. I knew she was about to go through a lot of crap. I felt the need to share something. So I sat her on my bed, and I’m like, Well, I’m gay!” Spears was “surprised. I was always the Southern gentleman.” The two don’t talk anymore. Bass said, “I tried. She’s my neighbor in Beverly Hills. She lives next door. I tried to get in touch with her – I wanted to be that friend to help her.”

I think my favorite part of this story is the mental image of Britney’s manager approaching her new husband and being like, “Dude. It’s time for you to go.” And Jason Alexander being like, “Yeah, you’re probably right,” and getting on a plane. Like he’s five years old. Nothing like, “You know, I’m a grown man, and I’m going to stay in Vegas with my new fucking wife.” Nope, just happily getting on a plane because Britney’s manager says so. Love it.

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  • Us Canadians have no gaydar. But you know who’s super hot and I want to marry? George from Grey’s Anatomy.

  • What really happened is Britney wouldn’t stop bugging him for sex so he confessed and she said “Cool, I’ll invite another guy over and we can have some fun.” and it was Marc Anthony and Marc was shocked and refused Britney’s interest in any way.. plus he hated Lance for involving him in this mess, thus he searched for a cleansing.. and found J-Lo and now everyone’s happy but Britney!

  • Lance is gay and he look gay, but you have to admit that a lot of guys in boy band look really gay. At the time, Justin with is castra voice, and even now, did’nt look the more masculin. (he’s just ONE example) Remeber it’s not because a guy rub himself to girl with big breast on a video that he’s straight. ;)

    I’m glad that Lance is gay, is the cutest of the group, and I would love to meet him. By the way, i’m gay and canadian, we are not all blind. ;)
    Sorry for the spelling, i’m a quebecer, so i’m not use to wright in english.

  • fuck!!!!

    i didnt klnow that he was really a gay11!!!

    i should’ve notice it before
    i had a crush on him..
    hmmmPpp!!!

    wish he was just someone else so wont be gay anymore..

    damn it!!!!

    it really shocked me off!!!

    hahai…well i guess this will be my 1st and last message for

    james lance bass

  • Lance is awesome.
    I knew when i saw his photos in 2000.
    Was quite obvious, but never said anything, cos didn’t wanna offend him
    LANCE ROX!!

  • He is the best singer of all time!!
    lance-gay
    t r knight-gay
    ricky martin-gay
    That’s all i have to say about Lance Bass!!
    bye for now…tata.

  • JC Chasez is not gay!!!!
    Chris Kirkpatrick is not gay!!!!
    Joey Fatone is a married man and not gay!!!!
    Justin Timberlake is with Jessica Biel and not gay!!!!
    bye for now…tata.