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I Wrote a Song, You Guys

Britney Spears Gets a Valid California Drivers License

It’s called “Britney Got a Drivers License” and you sing it to the tune of “Jimmy Crack Corn.”

Ready?

Okay.

Ahem.

Britney got a drivers license and I don’t care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don’t care!
Britney got a drivers license and I don’t caaaaaaaaaaaaare!
I’m so fucking over this story!

Did you guys like the song?

I may do a music video. We could podcast it. That’s probably what we’re missing around here. Podcasts. Well, class, too. Class and podcasts.

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