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Lauren Conrad almost Quit the Hills "I actually came dangerously close to not doing season three, because I really didn't want to do the show with Heidi and Spencer. I'm not who they are. I don't stage my own publicity. I just kind of live my life and do my job, and I don't want to be grouped with them ... [MTV said] Heidi and Spencer were always a part of the show, and they can't all of a sudden make main characters disappear. And so we continue to follow their lives, and the producers keep letting Heidi and Spencer think there'...

OJ’s Back in Florida

oj_simpson1.jpg After posting a $150,000 bond for his bail, OJ Simpson returned home to Miami this morning. As Simpson flew home to the Miami area, US Airways emptied a plane so he could board first ... Simpson sat in an aisle seat in economy class. Passengers who boarded behind him took pictures with cell phones and cameras. He nodded and smiled as they passed. With his attorney across the aisle and his girlfriend against his shoulder, Simpson slept from Las Vegas to South Florida. When the plane touched down,...

Lauren’s Not Supposed to Be a Gossip Girl

the_hillls.jpg From Page Six: MTV doesn't want the new CW series "Gossip Girl" to overshadow its own gossipy reality show, "The Hills." MTV wasn't thrilled when "Hills" stars Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge and Whitney Port RSVP'd to go to the "Gossip Girl" premiere event at Tenjune the other night. An insider said, "MTV saw their names on the tip sheet and didn't want their stars promoting a competing show." The "Hills" girls, who hosted an event for the musical "Legally Blonde" instead, hung out later ...

Maddox Jolie-Pitt Must Think School is the Coolest Thing Ever

angie_mad5.jpg Now that the Jolie-Pitts have enrolled their eldest in a ridiculously ritzy school on the Upper East Side -- and refuse to have nannies take him to and from -- the paparazzi know exactly where they can find these folks, day in and day out. I do think it's funny, though, how they go as a couple to pick him up, creating a paparazzi frenzy. I mean, really, guys, would it be all that big a deal to send a nanny in to get him? Or just have one of his teachers bring him out to the tinted-window...

Move Over, Tyra Banks

America’s Next Hot Porn Star Contestants, NYC press conference America's Next Hot Porn Star is just getting started! The show, which airs on iNDemand pay-per-view, follows 12 women who hope to break into the porn business. They held a press conference last night in NYC. What do you guys think? Seriously, I didn't think anything could be better than Cathouse, but this just might be it. Want more? Be sure to check out our crotch shot galleries and nip slip galleries. Update: Because I love you guys, I tracked down some YouTube clips: ...

…And We’re Back

Hurrah!!! Sorry about the recent down time, my loves. We had to move over to a different server, and we had some downtime in the process. Or, as my sage roommate described it, "website go boom." The good news is that we should now have no downtime due to an overloaded server. And, if we do, I'm fucking switching hosts. Posting will now resume as normal. Thanks for putting up with this bullshit. xoxo Beet />...

Jennifer Lopez is Preggers

Jennifer Lopez is Pregnant Looks like J-Lo's jumping on the pregnancy bandwagon. Mrs. Marc Anthony sported a baby bump at her fashion line's recent show, and now inside sources are confirming that she has a little Lopez on the way. "She's about twelve weeks pregnant," says a source. "She's due in the spring." She's been trying to get pregnant using in vitro fertilization for years, and has finally been successful. There's even a possibility she's preggers with twins! Friends say Jennifer has been dreaming of becoming a mother for so...

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George Clooney has a girlfriend, and she was on Fear Factor. [Cele|bitchy]

Brad Pitt does the cover of V magazine. [popbytes]

More pics of Paris Hilton partying on Emmy night. [Drunken Stepfather]

Sienna Miller gets naked on the set of her new movie. [Yeeeah!]

Rosie O'Donnell explains (kinda) why she's not doing Oprah. [SOW]

Only Kanye West can manage to complain about the fact that Pam Anderson publicly stated she loved making out with him. [Celebrity Smack]

Is Perez Hilton's new VH1 show really "the death of television"? [Pajiba]

Promo pics for Alicia Keys' new album. [POTP]

More Christina Aguilera pregnant pics. [Derek Hail]

/>George Clooney has a girlfriend, and she was on Fear Factor. [Cele|bitchy] Brad Pitt does the cover of V magazine. [popbytes] More pics of Paris Hilton partying on Emmy night. [Drunken Stepfather] Sienna Miller gets naked on the set of her new movie. [Yeeeah!] Rosie O'Donnell explains (kinda) why she's not doing Oprah. [SOW] Only Kanye West can manage to complain about the fact that Pam Anderson publicly stated she loved making out with him. [Celebrity Smack] Is Perez Hilton's new VH1 show really "the death of television"? [Pajiba] Promo...