Ugh, I can't even deal with all of this (so I don't know how the hell Britney's coping), but Britney's former bodyguard, Tony Barretto, spoke to News of the World about her frightening, drug-addicted behavior. This is after he agreed to testify against Britney in the recent custody hearing. I really don't understand the legality of this -- didn't Britney make him sign an NDA? I understand that may not prevent him from speaking in court, but shouldn't it prevent him from speaking to the media? Ho...
Just in case there's anyone in this country who hasn't seen Kim Kardashian naked yet, she's doing Playboy. [Derek Hail] You know what? Mariah Carey looks awesome. [popbytes] Hey, shouldn't "butt fingering" be hyphenated here? [Bossip] Oh. Hell. Yes. Maureen McCormick's writing a tell-all about her years on The Brady Bunch. And it apparently involves a lesbian love affair with Eve Plumb. This was totally worth a 30-year wait. [Agent Bedhead] Jesus Christ, I'm going to have to start watching Gossip Girl, aren't I? [Pajiba] Katharine McPhee just keeps scoring movie deals. [GTS] Oh my God. Zach Morris, what the fuck happened? [Holy Candy] Hayden Panettiere's either filming Heroes or auditioning for The Next Next Karate Kid. [The Blemish]
This is a pretty ingenious reinvention of Nickelback's "I Wanna Be a Rock Star." I laughed out loud.
I think the very best part is the brief shot of Christopher Walken with the "needs more cowbell" quote. People don't talk about that SNL sketch enough. I'm convinced it's about the funniest thing that's ever been on TV. So I've included it here, so you can all enjoy it.
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This is a pretty ingenious reinvention of Nickelback's "I Wanna Be a Rock Star." I laughed out loud.
I think the very best part is the brief shot of Christopher Walken with the "needs more cowbell" quote. People don't talk about that SNL sketch enough. I'm convinced it's about the funniest thing that's ever been on TV. So I've included it here, so you can all enjoy it.
Thanks Heidi!...
At the British MOBO awards.
You know what?
This makes Britney Spears' VMA performance look really crisp and professional. I mean, you have to hand it to Britney: she may be all liquor and cocaine, but at least she's managed not to hit the stage after snorting heroin. />
At the British MOBO awards.
You know what?
This makes Britney Spears' VMA performance look really crisp and professional. I mean, you have to hand it to Britney: she may be all liquor and cocaine, but at least she's managed not to hit the stage after snorting heroin. ...
Kimora Lee Simmons and boyfriend Djimon Hounsou hurried past the photogs this weekend after leaving Koi.
Kimora recently divorced Russell Simmons, who she'd been dating since she was a teenager.
I don't know much about this woman, but every time I see her in an interview I'm like "Oh my God that woman is such a pain in the ass." Maybe Djimon's just bad-ass enough that she's nice to him. Anyway, he's a total hottie, which is the main reason I'm running this pic.
Photo credit: Buzz Foto...
So I simply can't be bothered to even read this thing in its entirety, let alone try to summarize it, but I know some of you out there care.
For you special people, the AP has put together a blow-by-blow account of the people and events leading up to OJ Simpson's most recent arrest.
You can read it here. ...
You can't exactly film one of the decade's most-anticipated movies (with a most recognizable cast) on the streets of New York City and not expect every minute of it to be photographed.
We've got more pics from the Sex and the City movie filming, this time of all the girls.
If you haven't seen the pics of Carrie and Mr. Big making out, you can check them out here.
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From the AP:
George Clooney and a companion were injured on Friday when their motorcycle collided with a car on a narrow road across the Hudson River from New York City.
Clooney suffered a broken rib and scrapes while his passenger, Sarah Larson, broke her foot in the 3:30 p.m. collision. The two were treated at Palisades Medical Center in North Bergen and released.
George was in the NYC area filming Burn After Reading, co-starring Brad Pitt, who's kind of like his other girlfri...
Oh, yeah. I remember now. It's just that I never cared.
Salma popped out the kid on Friday, a little girl named Valentina Paloma Pinault. Mother and baby are doing well, and hopefully Salma will never again have to attend formal events dressed for the Renaissance Fair. ...
Okay, okay. She was formally charged with being a car-wreck, but still.
Remember back in early August, when Britney ran into a parked car in the Valley, and then walked away without leaving so much as a note? Remember how the paparazzi got it all on tape?
Well, here in America, we call that a hit and run, and it's illegal. And apparently Britney didn't have a valid CA license when she did it, either. So now Ms. Spears has been charged with one count of hit and run causing property damag...
From Gawker:
From the mailbag: "A casting call went out (about a month ago) for the 'Sex and the City' movie. They wanted two redheaded kids: a boy and his younger sister. So Miranda = full-on Brooklyn breeder now." Oh, right, spoiler alert.
I bet she's living in Park Slope, too ...
How psyched is everyone on this movie???!!!!!!...
I cannot tell you how excited I was when I first saw this headline.
Timbaland? On a soap opera?
I'm thinking evil twins. I'm thinking secret babies. I'm thinking slap fights and magic spells and ninja mafia and incest. I am so excited.
But no. He's just performing on the show.
"This is a new experience for me, I am looking forward to having a great time and sharing my music!" he said in a statement....