So far, the New York Times doesn't have anything nice to say about Gwen Stefani's fashion line:
If ever there was a reason for a pop star to concentrate on her vocal skills, it was Gwen Stefani’s fashion meltdown. Among the words I wrote in my notebook, until my pen came to a stop, were “blob,†“very last season,†“bad secretary,†“astonishingly bad,†and “Ditzville.†I’m amazed—now—I had that much to ...
Lots and lots and lots and lots of recent pictures of Jessica Simpson. [Celebslam] Rachel Ray has some gigantic fucking nipples. [Drunken Stepfather] Brad Pitt likes to pretend he and Jennifer Aniston are still friends. Jennifer Aniston likes to pretend Brad Pitt got his penis eaten by a shark. [Yeeeah!] People are saying Michael Jackson has a new single. Right. The new single is 8 years old and likes ice cream with sprinkles on top. [Celebrity Smack] Britney is for sure for sure for sure opening the VMAs. Unless, you know, she totally flakes. [popbytes]
I have to say thanks first and foremost to the random ladies who got me and my friend into the afterparty for Fashion Rocks. For some odd reason I ended up dancing next to Cuba Gooding Junior...who ended up spilling a drink on my friend.
I'm wildly hungover yet I wanted to share my lovely time with our readers. I'll post pics tonight but in the meantime here are the highlights of the evening....
Carrie Underwood is the smallest person I have ever seen. She walked past me and literally I feel as though she has lost even more weight. Girl can SING though.
Jennifer Lopez still has got it. Watch the show tonight. Seriously.
Michelle Trachtenberg, Lydia Hearst and Levin Rambin seem to be besties. They were downing glasses of champagne even though Miss Rambin is 17. She is on "All My Children" and for some odd reason I have run into her about 4 times this week. Michelle also looked seriously strung out. She smokes parliments...and really needs a tan. I kind of was so shocked they were all hanging out.
Cuba Gooding Jr., for some odd reason wasn't in the VIP room and he was at the party late into the evening when most of the really famous people had already left. He was dancing up a storm with an older blond lady. He is quite the dancer but it was a little odd that he stuck it out and didn't end up at Marquee or the after parties to the after party. I mean seriously...isn't he famous enough to get into Tenjune?
Once again...pictures will be posted in a bit. I also would like to thank the two random men that had a dance off at the Rainbow Room. />I have to say thanks first and foremost to the random ladies who got me and my friend into the afterparty for Fashion Rocks. For some odd reason I ended up dancing next to Cuba Gooding Junior...who ended up spilling a drink on my friend.
I'm wildly hungover yet I wanted to share my lovely time with our readers. I'll post pics tonight but in the meantime here are the highlights of the evening....
Carrie Underwood is the smallest person I have ever seen. She walked past me and literally I feel...
Graham shot the video for a song she recorded for her upcoming indie flick, Broken, co-starring Jeremy Sisto.
Heather Graham sings like Heather Graham acts: in a way that totally doesn't matter at all, because she's fucking gorgeous. />
Graham shot the video for a song she recorded for her upcoming indie flick, Broken, co-starring Jeremy Sisto.
Heather Graham sings like Heather Graham acts: in a way that totally doesn't matter at all, because she's fucking gorgeous. ...
Who's Sherri Shephard?
I have no fucking clue.
Honestly. No idea. The most recent photo of her on WireImage is from 2004, which is way older than my subscription allows for, and I'm too damn lazy to try to find her on Google or IMDB because you know what? It's been a shitty fucking day.
She's black and she smiles real big, and that's all I can tell you with the little tiny thumbnails I'm allowed to see.
So whatever. She's the fifth host. Babs will announce it formally on Monday. />Who's Sherri Shephard?
I have no fucking clue.
Honestly. No idea. The most recent photo of her on WireImage is from 2004, which is way older than my subscription allows for, and I'm too damn lazy to try to find her on Google or IMDB because you know what? It's been a shitty fucking day.
She's black and she smiles real big, and that's all I can tell you with the little tiny thumbnails I'm allowed to see.
So whatever. She's the fifth host. Babs will announce it formally on Monday. ...
Now that we know where Maddox is going to school, we know where to get great photos of Angie and the eldest of her clan.
The Ultimate Mommy picked up little Maddox from the Lycee Francais in Manhattan's upper east side yesterday, and cameras were there to capture the action.
Look at little Maddox shielding his face from the camera. He's an old pro already!
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Everyone's favorite MySpace slut is coming to MTV in the country's very first bi-sexual dating show.
Is it the world's very first bi-sexual dating show? I'm not sure. Perhaps another country beat us to the punch. Leave it to France, I bet.
Anyway, the show will be called A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, and debuts October 9.
It'll work like any other dating show, except 16 of the contestants will be straight or bisexual men, and 16 will be lesbian or bisexual women.
Her singin...
Don your uniforms. Set your phasers to stun. And chart a course at Warp 6 to ...
The Office convention?
I guess this stuff isn't for Star Trek nerds anymore.
The Office is holding a convention -- in Scranton, PA, of course -- October 26-28.
Here's the pitch:
The time has come for The Office fans to unite, and what better place to do it than the city that's home to Michael Scott and the rest of the Dunder-Mifflin staff – Scranton, Pa. "The Electric City" is celebrating th...
Okay, buddy.
Next time, start drinking after you get dressed. Because I know, after a few martinis, it seems like the white clown shoes go really well with chest hair, but, actually, no.
At Les Deux Wednesday night. ...
The start of this week looked like it was all good news for the women: both Heath Ledger and Shaquille O'Neal announced their upcoming divorces. I mean, I guess it's good news for the men if you want to have sex with Michelle Williams, but, really, who wants to have sex with Michelle Williams? She looks like a 12-year-old boy these days.
But Jenna Fischer?
She looks like the 12-year-old girl next door.
And she's getting a divorce! From her husband! Some screenwriter you've never heard o...
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And it seems like, now that Michael Lohan actually got to see the daughter he's been fighting to see for so long, he might actually shut up for a little while.
It was a sad day for the manufacturers of Grey Goose, as the alcoholic father-daughter combo had an emotional reunion in the parking lot of Lindsay's rehab. "The moment Lindsay saw Michael, she started running and jumped into her father's arms," says an eyewitness. "Her father hugged her and swung her around. Lindsay was so happy. It...