Jen Garner is so boring. I wish she drank more. [popbytes]
Kim Stewart’s breasts are unstoppable. [Agent Bedhead]
“I’ve taken shits hotter than Tori Spelling.” [Drunken Stepfather]
Mel B may be more into her super hot DWTS partner than her creepy new husband. [Celebslam]
Shakira does nice stuff for other people. [Cele|bitchy]
Yeeeah! wins the award for best headline re: Rumer Willis’ hair. [Yeeeah!]
The world needed some Kristen Bell bikini pics. [Jordan]
Alicia Keys rocks the cover of Complex. [Bossip]
By now, you’ve all seen the photos of Natalie Portman’s bare ass. But have you seen the video? [Ninja Dude]
A really, really, really cute, tiny kitten, because it’s Monday and you deserve this. [College Humor]
Joel Madden may be getting married, but Hilary Duff’s got some gigantic knockers. [The Blemish]