Just in case there’s anyone in this country who hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian naked yet, she’s doing Playboy. [Derek Hail]
You know what? Mariah Carey looks awesome. [popbytes]
Hey, shouldn’t “butt fingering” be hyphenated here? [Bossip]
Oh. Hell. Yes. Maureen McCormick’s writing a tell-all about her years on The Brady Bunch. And it apparently involves a lesbian love affair with Eve Plumb. This was totally worth a 30-year wait. [Agent Bedhead]
Jesus Christ, I’m going to have to start watching Gossip Girl, aren’t I? [Pajiba]
Katharine McPhee just keeps scoring movie deals. [GTS]
Oh my God. Zach Morris, what the fuck happened? [Holy Candy]
Hayden Panettiere’s either filming Heroes or auditioning for The Next Next Karate Kid. [The Blemish]
The $50,000 worth of plastic surgery is paying off for Mariah.