After posting a $150,000 bond for his bail, OJ Simpson returned home to Miami this morning.
As Simpson flew home to the Miami area, US Airways emptied a plane so he could board first …
Simpson sat in an aisle seat in economy class. Passengers who boarded behind him took pictures with cell phones and cameras. He nodded and smiled as they passed.
With his attorney across the aisle and his girlfriend against his shoulder, Simpson slept from Las Vegas to South Florida. When the plane touched down, he hugged [his attorney].
Oh, O.J. You’re totally going to jail this time.
All of O.J. Simpson’s girlfriends totally resemble Nicole. The latest one has superboobs, but still has that uncanny look. What is the matter with these women? You have been sufficiently warned.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.